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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How I'm trynna be

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's wrong with geology guys?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Half of my house is rocks... I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist..Wanna see?

[–] Heartwotalk 6 points 1 year ago

Yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

YES! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

God damn it, they're minerals, Marie!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They are just that "down to earth".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I cannot read this as girls into crystals / girls into geology but my brain always interprets it as in girls who are (made of) crystal / girls who are (made of) geology

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence "most people don't realize (our area) is..."

"mostly Quartz!"

I still miss her... She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don't think she misses me lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Who is dating these women anyway?

That's cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.