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[–] Surp@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If the clouds smaller than your thumb head for the hills. If it's bigger than your thumb don't bother running at all.

[–] elvith@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too bad, that its just made up. Check e.g. this video here.

https://youtu.be/ctuZ54MwVZU

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

this guy is fucking amazing in the show

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Walton Goggins is great in everything.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't knew him. Amazing actor. And amazing Sfx too

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While the show is amazing, that's not good advice. For example that first blast was very survivable from where they were. Also there's a second shockwave that goes back the other way so don't get up too quickly. Go play around on nukemap, it's fun and educational!

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibakujumoku Tree that survived being less than 1000m from the hypocenter.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if the cloud is bigger than

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

"Try not to be near any nuclear explosions".

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw some rules like 30 years ago on survivor chances based on their behavior, I have trouble finding them but roughly it was:

Half of those who go unconscious but then wake up within an hour will survive

75% of those who vomit but stop within an hour will live, but 25% of those who cannot stop vomiting will live.

It went on into burn patients as well - it was data from the nuclear blasts in WW2. I remember it because years later when I did some medicine I realized the first one was brain injury and the second was intestinal radiation injury. If your intestines were sterilized you won’t be here much longer.

[–] FlapKap@feddit.dk 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm curious why the mouth needs to be open. Probably to somehow avoid your lungs taking damage from the pressure wave?

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you’re close enough to the impact to see the mushroom cloud, the only choice you get is if you want to die instantly or after a week or so.

(Not a physicist or a physician.)

[–] zout@fedia.io 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh, Richard Feynman wrote in his biography that he saw the first mushroom cloud through a car windshield during the Manhattan project, he lived for another 40-50 years.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was pretty far away, and that was a small bomb

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

Still close enough to see the mushroom cloud.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fallout is highly variable, you absolutely can live. The blast wave is a bigger threat.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A bigger immediate threat, but not the bigger threat. If you survive the initial blast and flash, fallout is almost certainly the biggest thing any survivors will be dealing with, outside of plenty of fires that WILL be started just by the light and radiation.

At least as far as overtly deadly things. Of course what ever has been blown up won't be helping, but it won't actively hurt like fallout or fires will.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m no way an expert, but was just reading about the “downwinders” still fighting for compensation regarding the Manhattan project. If you are close, you are done, but if you are far enough, your exposure depends on wind direction/strength

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yea, the wind can definitely push fallout around. Though if you even have to worry about it, you've survived the blast. A shockwave you can see coming is going to have to nail you pretty hard to kill you. Of course a nuke can do that, but it's also putting out insane amounts of light. If you're openly vulnerable to the shockwave before you can react, chances are you're already fried from the light.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

If you keep the radioactive particulate out of your water you should be okay indoors

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Probably from the blast wave? FEMA's most recent advice doesn't say anything about keeping your mouth open: https://www.ready.gov/sites/default/files/2024-03/ready.gov_nuclear-explosion-hazard-info-sheet.pdf

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I guess it’s for the pressure difference? If you have your mouth open, your lungs expand and contract together with the pressure difference because of the explosion.

[–] Player2@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or just have your eclipse glasses handy

[–] Fungah@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In tests they did in the 50s they told people yo cover their eyed with their hands and close their eyed and people could see the bones in the heir hands.

[–] capital@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Thats very spooky And kinda cool

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Thats cause they didnt have eclipse glasses.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me:

Was born in southamerica.

Get not to worry about things like nuclear bombs.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sweet. As a bonus, Colombians & Brazilians are the sexiest people on the planet so you've got all that goin for you too.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought that was funny. Don't look at the flash. Also, the Flash is the first thing that's going to alert you to nuclear explosion. LMAO. I can already hear the VA after the first nuke gets used in war. "We have deemed your eye injury non compensable because you were trained not to look at the flash."

[–] jmanes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listen man. If this is the thing that is gonna kill me, I’m looking.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah nah nah, it'll instantly blind you. You gotta save your sight to see the mushroom and fire storm

[–] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

There is not a lot you could do about not looking at the initial flash.

Either you looked at it when it happened or you didn't. Unless you could predict when it would happen of course.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear dick stuck in toaster

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, "avoid" HAS always been and always WILL be the best thing to do about anything involving nuclear weapons, so.. 🤷

[–] madsnielxyz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

the rare double soy face

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah dont dare to be different