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77-Year-Old Man Is Dozing Off in Court & His Supporters Think It's a Masterful Gambit

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[–] [email protected] 141 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I guess he's doing his best to not be woke

[–] robdor 19 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 136 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Remember that one time Hillary Clinton answered an endless barrage of congressional questions for eleven hours without showing any signs of fatigue?

Apparently, she should've just taken a nap.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She was sustained by eating babies, its an unfair advantage

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I remember, the babies were sliced up and used as toppings on a pedo gay pizza.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pedo gay pizza made in the basement of a building that doesn't have one!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Pineapple on pedo pizzas is the worst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That is what they want you to think. What better cover for a secret basement then having no basement /s

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jesus gave my kid cancer. It’s all part of god’s masterful plan.

A tornado destroyed my house. It’s all part of god’s masterful plan.

The environment is collapsing and I support the industries and wealthy people telling me profits are more important than life on Earth. It’s all part of god’s masterful plan.

These morons can talk themselves into anything. It’s an abusive relationship. They keep getting beaten up but “He really loves me…”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And apparently it's offensive when you say it's all God's Masterful plan when bad things happen to them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Of course. They’re the arbiters of their victimhood. It’s also god’s plan when the tornado wipes out you’re neighbors but leaves your house intact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's really bizarre and upsetting to see.

Was watching the documentary about the cartel killings of fringe Mormon women and kids in Mexico and it was very upsetting to see them talking about how 'blessed' they were by God that one of the kids that they thought was dead was actually alive after discussing how three mothers and six kids were brutally murdered.

Yeah, praise God indeed.

Organized religion rots people's brains.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Trump supporters:

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Low energy Sleepy Don.

Sad!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Trump shits his pants in court so that the judge has to smell it! There is no end to his genius!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He just needs a pair of these

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I love that they felt that they had to point out that they made them see through in case you wake up 😄

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A lawyer (maybe Glen Kirshner on BTC?) pointed out when observing interrogatees after the cops left the room but the camera was still recording, the guilty ones were always the ones who nodded right off.

It's fight or flight and his brain just flew