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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only time I've answered an unknown number in the last decade plus is when I was applying for jobs. Everything else goes to voicemail.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Voicemail is dead too. It just gets filled with a hundred 1 seconds hangups from spam calls being sent straight to it. Every legit person and business will either show up on your ID, sent an appointment text, or an email.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Í found an option at the phone provider to just ignore all unknown numbers. My phone doesn't even ring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mine does that too.
It sends them to voicemail.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

If I don't recognize the number (meaning it's not already in my contacts), then you can leave a message. 98% of the time it's a scam anyways, and the other 2% of the time it's a doctor's office confirming your appointment.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Call me cynical but if someone doesn't send a message after trying to call it's either because it's not important or because they want you on the line so they can do 'objection handling' to you.

This applies to people you actually know as well as sales people.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At work we are required to call customers with a non trackable phone number. So everytime we call someone, it only shows "unnknown number". I don't get it how most people would answer that. I would never do that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The hospital recently started calling with hidden numbers. So now im back to picking up those calls again because those are calls I can't really miss.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would the hospital do that? Don't they realize nobody answers calls that can't be identified?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't, 'google screen' answers it and transcribes the call. Funnily enough I've not had a single call transcribed. So that's a search and block/report.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Community Blood Center. The very polite vampires are the only ones who put up with Google screen for me. They really like my blood.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Googling just gives pages and pages of SEO crap and scams. Any actual decent site to look up a number on?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It used to give good info, maybe 10 years ago. And remember when everyone's number was in the phone book? Why isn't there an online version of that anymore? Not this "buy now" scam stuff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

There really ought to be a crowdsourced database. It could even use AP.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah Google actually. If it's a legit number a business name will pop up the seo pages are all scam numbers

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry OP, but we're urgently trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty! We save car owners major money from the shock of expensive repairs with affordable extended coverage! For as low as a cup of coffee a day you can have the peace of mind when it comes to car repairs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I can't stop thinking about that keyboard. What is it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Kinesis advantge.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

As others have replied it's a kinesis. If you want to build one look into dactyl shells, amoeba single switch PCBs, and a therapist for your sadism

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Just realized he is using that lol. It is a fantastic keyboard. A good way to get sucked in to the custom keyboard hobby 😭

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My job requires phone calls (which people asked for!) it is frustrating how many unanswered voicemails I leave every day.

And it'll be a cold day in hell when I give out my cellphone number to a customer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

never give your personal cell number to any customer, ever. especially if you're IT.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What I'd really like is a complicated menu system where their call can get put through but only after they've proven a high degree of commitment and dedication to it. Like what captchas do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

yeah kinda like every doctor office or credit card company we ever call. Imagine if everyone who called us had to go through all these hoops.

Hello thank you for calling [insert your name here]. Please listen closely as our menu options have changed. For questions, press 1. For a one-sided conversation, press 2. To leave a sarcastic jab, press 3. To leave a message with our secretary, press 4. To speak directly with [name], please catch me in person most likely wherever you met me or saw me last. Thank you. Goodbye.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

'Are you aware that our website now has an AI assistant who can handle all of your requests? Just visit www.leavemealone.co.uk for information, rewards and to manage your account. Have a nice day!...'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"Thank you for calling [Person Name]. We are experiencing a high volume of calls at the moment, and all of our customer service representatives are currently assisting other customers. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having your desk at work setup like this. Who the hell puts the monitor off to the side like that? My neck would kill me after 5 mins

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I could see it happening if your job primarily involves talking to people sat on the other side of the desk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It's for people who always work in front of a film crew so the camera can see their faces

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Me wearing a suit to use Google.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me answering a call because it's way faster and convenient than only texting like a nervous, terminally online teenager who is trying to stigmatize using a phone to make phone calls: 🥱

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This post is about spam calls, which you'll only get more of if you answer them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

"we text now, stop calling me". Very clear OPs opinion on calling in general.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I'm guessing the mass here is from USA. People from EU, where regulations work better, what's your opinion on this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

German here, I also google unknown phone numbers first if they are mobile phone numbers. My business phone number is in the imprint of every website I make due to legal reasons, so I receive around 1-2 spam calls per week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm from France, there's actually a law to force telemarketers to use certain phone ranges, which I've blocked.

During some periods, I have a call blocked per day, sometimes more, then nothing for a while.

I sometimes have the odd phone call that passes through, but unless I know I'm expecting a call, or it is from a number I know, I never pick up. It's usually spam anyway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poland here. I really get spam calls, once a week or less. My phone flags unwanted calls as spam so I don't pick up. If I miss a call from an unknown number, then I Google it. I almost never get to talk to a spam call.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Scamers put effort into learning Polish and you didn't even hear them out? Harsh.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Next time you get a unknown caller, they won't be so unknown anymore https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I searched the # of a place I work for and it said it was from some random lady in Florida. I do not live anywhere near Florida

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Well we've been trying to find a good time to tell you this, might as well be now. You actually work for some random lady in Florida. Sorry about all the misdirection, she's a very secretive lady

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