You fuck. Don’t scare me with a good time.

Had me in the first half

Probably the spiciest instance of fighting fire with fire I've ever seen

Aw c'mon don't tease us like that!

Millionaire and soon-to-be indicted Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

That ought to get his attention

He's only 52?

He looks like someone 15 years older whose had too much plastic surgery

They really had us in the beginning, and the middle, they actually had us the whole time, and I take every word as true.

Elon Musk, the well-known pedophile? That Elon Musk?

Pretty sure we can all conjecture he's a pedophile now.

elon musk, one of the world's most outspoken furries, dead today after his head fell off immediately after he set the world record for the amount of penises simultaneously inserted into a human body. Per his will, his body will be hollowed out and used as a urinal for truckers with active, untreated STDs. He is survived by several people that didn't love him for a single day of his worthless life.

Okay, this is genius, and I thought it was legit for a minute.

I heard a completely different story. I heard he was alive but in a bid to own the libs had castrated himself. No need for misinformation laws when rumors abound.

The billionaire grifter well known for lying and making money off of his lies, is against misinformation laws? Wow I am so surprised. He always struck me as a stand-up, honourable kind of chap.

Okay guys be honest for a second with me here do you think his hair transplant was like the single most effective thing he's done for his own public image? I think it might be. If you look at the before and after pictures that motherfucker is super bald at a young age, but just deluded enough to not have shaven his head. If you look at him now and sort of at his height in public good will with teslas and what have you, bang, full head of hair. Did it give him more confidence to spiral from a minor silicon valley douche into a full turbodouche? Or did it just masquerade the true baldness of the soul with which he is plagued? I dunno. Nobody holds any good sentiments about jeff bezos, and that man looks like a shorter lex luthor. I mean everyone also things zuck is a lizard man or a robot or whatever, and he has hair I guess, but I dunno.

Am I reading too much into his former baldness?

Misinfo! How can he argue against misinformation laws when he actually died five years ago and has been played by a stunt double this whole time?

I imagine death came fairly quickly and without a lot of suffering.

That’s a shame.

Free speech used to be a left wing key-stone. Why? Because left wing is all policy that benefits the 99%. How can masses organize without free speech? You can't, that's why the 1% (owner class) has tried everything for decades to stifle it. They are gradually succeeding, because todays 'left wing' commentary aren't for free speech. You are for free speech if you are willing to fight for all speech, even the speech you don't like, and only then are you for free speech. It is that simple, and still so many don't get it...

Mods, fill OP's body with the wrong blood type

Oh no! How will the planet survive? How will we get to our miserable existence on Mars after we fuck up the atmosphere with thousands of rocket launches?

Fuck you, OP 😂

Ya know, there was a thread on here (here being Lemmy, not this particular community) a week or so ago mocking someone trying to manifest a free car for themself. Now I want manifesting to be a thing, let's turn this into reality.

I am pretty sure he's 62

I'd believe that he could find a way to keep being an annoying prick even after his death. Though Elon-bot would probably be less socially awkward.

Honestly, apart from the incest bit, I really wish this was true…

Damn, if only it were real ;-;