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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I thought this was a trick to get Windows users to nuke their system or something...

Nope, it actually opens LinkedIn.

"Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+W" opens Word in a browser
"Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+T" opens Teams in a browser
"Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+X" opens Excel in a browser
"Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+P" opens Powerpoint in a browser
"Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+O" opens ~~Outlook in a browser~~ the locally installed Outlook program

Classic Microsoft.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It's because the surface book added an Office button which was just a macro for Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win

More recently, "LShift+Win+F23" opens Copilot

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

More recently, “LShift+Win+F23” opens Copilot

That's insane considering 99% of users have never heard of F23 and the ones who know use a separate shortcut to activate it. I've never seen a keyboard with all 24 function keys.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because you weren’t around when the keyboards were gigantic. IBM keyboard

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's nothing...that keyboard don't even have the trackball

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh shit i gotta be careful. F23 is what i "push" via python script to keep my teams status green...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Remember when they would actually add an option for obscure use cases like this? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's the point. The new copilot key emulates shift+win+f23 because they expect that nobody is using f23

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's bullshit. F13-F36 should be reserved for user macros and remain unused by default in user applications.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I thought I was somewhat of a power user, but this is the first time I've ever heard of there being function keys beyond F12 :C

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OK, now I'm just going to try Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+Every-Key-On-The-Keyboard just to see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet there's a registry key that let's you remap P to Pornhub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, who's gonna dig for the key?

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm a huge keyboard shortcut guy. But any more than two modifiers can fuck right off. I wanna launch a program, not play carpel tunnel Twister.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's the point, they are this long on purpose so that you never actually press them by accident, and never conflict with any other shortcut someone would use. They exist for custom keyboards that have an "Office" or "Copilot" button. The special key then sends that shortcut.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one:

Absolutely no one ever:

Microsoft: Hey guys....

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't usually want to open LinkedIn at all. I wonder if they paid MS for the shortcut?

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, thanks. I missed that. I guess I need to update my "all these brands are really all owned by XYZ" chart again.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It’s part of the registry and cannot be reprogrammed without essentially bricking your system

[–] ChillDude69 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Extrapolating from this point, I can only imagine the kind of fun things Windows 11 will have in store for us, when they finally force everyone to switch over to it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (18 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Well, how is his wife holding up?

To Linux, you say?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

There's a way to disable the shortcuts so they can be remapped: https://github.com/midrare/hyperenable

It basically runs and creates the same global hotkeys as explorer.exe would for those Office ones, but it does so right before explorer launches so it can't assign them anymore. After that, the program disables them so you're free to use the hotkeys for other programs.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Anyone have any idea why it was programmed in?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ctrl + shift + alt + win + any letter opens office apps

  • W - Word
  • P - PowerPoint
  • T - teams
  • N - OneNote

...etc

LinkedIn just happens to be L. If there isn't an app installed (or available) it'll just open in your browser.

I actually found these a few years ago when I decided to press every modifier letter combination. Back then it wasn't documented anywhere but I've seen it pop up a few times in the last month so somebody must've found and shared it recently

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I already know that. What I asked is if someone knows why Microsoft added those shortcuts.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I believe this is so they can make keyboards with a fancy "LinkedIn Button" on them, just like they're trying to do now with Copilot.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My guess is it caters to "windows power users" that like to be the ones to point these obscure shortcuts to other people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Microsoft owns part of LinkedIn.

Vertical integration.

Just be haply you don't have a Facebook button. Yet.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably done to support a meta-key on a keyboard where a manufacturer wanted a dedicated LinkedIn button.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That, and Linkedin is wholly owned by Microsoft.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

You guys never ragequit a game by slamming your hand into the keyboard? Opens up almost every Office program at the same time, it's glorious!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

granted. it now sets edge as default and then opens linkedin in your default browser.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

WORKS IN FIREFOX GUYS

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Are you fucking kidding me? This is the best most useless information I've learned in a while

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Default browser?

You mean Edge?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

And now it's two clicks to open the property menu in explorer and takes half a second to switch windows

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