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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That rock is so smooth and circular. I can't not pick it. I'm drawn to it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.

Here, take this:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It is….precious…to me

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can't remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.


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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite thing I've read this week

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You can admire the rock. You can just hold the rock, meditate over its roundness. The rock can become your friend, your little secret, a comfort you can take anywhere. The rock is eternal. If you cradle it for a lifetime, you might contribute a miniscule amount to its perfect shape. Your life can have meaning.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I'd think back to that sweet rock.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stick is temporary, rock is forever.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I take the Rock! It's much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.

And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don't lose it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Stick will rot, rock will stick.

Not perfect but I like it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They're fucking awesome.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don't realize it's actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I'm going rock so I can charge my phone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Looks like wireless charger

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The Stick trained Daredevil.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rock, that one is one in a million.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not greedy but I want a dataset of how it correlates with gender and sexuality of responders. The working hypothesis is very promising. I want it raw 𓁹‿𓁹

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But you could be fire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both

The wording is a bit open to ambiguity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You can also try to convince stick to be fire.

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