AKA pussy telephone
Today was a good day. I learned new things.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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Pussy telephone doesn't sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin
I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.
Hey I'm washing the chocolate starfish right this second!
Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross
I just use wet wipes.
Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.
Just like new.
Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.
Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.
Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I'll restore your comment.
Wet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.
I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren't too dirty because I used paper first.
But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I'm honestly just scared of that thing. Like... Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don't poop particles sprinkle everywhere?
hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.
Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.
Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.
Just don't make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.
I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.
Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.
But yes. I use water to clean it off.
honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient