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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (20 children)

I'll just remind that not every yacht costs millions, there are those that cost less than a 2016 Harley Davidson. Don't know what kind of yacht was sunk this time, but I guess it wasn't a big one

Also, orcas are pissed off because of fishermen, plus fishermen now play loud music to ~~piss them even more~~ ward them off. I'm totally on the orcas side, but would prefer if those loud fisherboats were damaged instead

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, they are damaging mostly sailboats, not those millionaire party yachts you imagine. Boats from families and people who just want to sail and chill on the ocean, literally the least environmental damaging boats there are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh won't someone think of the family that's not billionaire rich just millionaire rich.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So I have a 35ft sailboat (or yacht) that I paid less than 10k euros for, and I sail it with my family on the weekends near places where orcas sometimes roam, tell me how I am a millionaire again? Or how its "justice" if they someday sink my boat? Because these are the ones they are attacking. Don't get me wrong, I'm all against those sea monstrosities from the ultra rich, but cheering for the orcas is not the way. Someday they will get someone killed, and they will probably be hunted down until they stop being a threat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bro, you're in their habitat... don't want to get sunk then don't go there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Great job completely avoiding everything they said!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's more of a "thousandaire" thing honestly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yea it’s pretty dumb how many people assume that, when all the videos I’ve seen are of typical-sized sailboats with fiberglass hulls. If people stopped to think for a second, they’d realize it’d be a lot harder to sink steel-hulled large luxury motor yachts / super yachts like billionaires & mega millionaires have

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I just stumbled upon the article, and apparently it was this one. From a quick glance at the listing, I'd say this particular one is a ~$400k-$700k boat.

EDIT: I was wrong, it's more like $200k-$300k

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Thanks, that's more expensive than I thought :)

People who were on the yacht at the time may have gotten it for around €3300, as it was available to rent

Edit: lol, I've linked the same article you mentioned, because I didn't check the other link

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If I ever find myself turned into an orca and someone's sailing close to me blasting off loud music, they're getting wet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Find me a yacht that costs less than a Harley... I'll wait

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I said Yacht, not a sail boat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Sailboats like this are routinely called "yacht". Yacht is a very non descriptive term for boats that just means a pleasure boat. A lot of very different boats fit that description.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

a boat with sails and sometimes an engine, used for either racing or travelling on for pleasure:

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/yacht

Take the L.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Define yacht then

Edit: oh, it seems, the American English strikes again

As per UK definition I'm accustomed to, a yacht is:

a boat with sails and sometimes an engine, used for either racing or travelling on for pleasure

While the US definition is:

a large and usually expensive boat, used for racing or for traveling around for pleasure

Although this, too, doesn't rule out a yacht not necessarily being expensive, and don't really say what's large in actual size

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yacht is a boat, sail or power, that has a cabin for sleeping. Large size is not a prerequisite. Some boats as small as 17 ft meet this definition.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else bothered by the addition of the word "just", which throws off the whole rhythm and doesn't need to be there in any way?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It works if you pronounce the last word as three syllables. I don't know if that's the correct way to pronounce it, but it is the American way to pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"I'm a bitch"

3 syllables

"I'm an orca"

4 syllables

"Sinking yachts"

3 syllables

"Off Majorca"

4 syllables

Adding "Just" makes it 5, which is too many for the pattern

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Made me giggle at work. Quality.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Orcas have been such bros to humanity (no wild orcas have ever been recorded intentionally attacking humans) that if they're hitting boats I'm starting with the assumption that it's the humans fucking up. There's a lot more history of humans being cruel/stupid to wildlife than there is of orcas doing the same to us.

Orcas have rarely injured and in one case killed their trainers when held captive, but that's essentially them fighting being held hostage. “No one is sure what causes the animals to react in this way, but boredom, frustration and ill health, both physical and mental, have all been implicated,” says Rob. “These incidents have resulted in serious injuries to trainers and, in one case at least, proved to be fatal.”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Fun fact: orcas are not whales. The name "killer whale" is a reversal of their previous name, "whale killers". They're just mean dolphins.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They normally aren't mean. Orcas used to hunt whales with us. We would give them all the stuff we didn't want, and they'd herd whale pods to the ships.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Dolphins are mean dolphins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dolphins are whales source

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm with the orcas.

Sink them all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Aren't they going after sailboats? These aren't like mega-yachts owned by Bezos. It's like someone's entire life savings, retirement plan

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m a goddess, I’m a queen

My teeth are not baleen

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

You know I wouldn't want it any other waaaaaay!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I want to believe that orcas absolutely would belt out singer/songwriter hits from the 1990s if they could.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My brain wants me to translate this into creep and I can't.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I believe its supposed to be to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one trying to shoehorn these lyrics into Steve miller's joker?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Man I'm just glad this isnt happening in Cali. I really like sailing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So you make enough money to purchase a luxury boat? Well do I have THE vacation destination for you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

These have mostly been small sailing vessels, and in some cases the family home. We're not talking about the 1% here.

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