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'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say (www.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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...The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Let's hope it wasn't a sharp cheddar.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Also depends on if there's 'mens briea'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

String cheese incident...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Very gouda

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He should stop drop roll

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Was is a Brie larsony

I hope he made a Gouda escape

He beat them black and Bleu

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Cheesy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Well the facts are the facts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Cheese it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Is his name Charlie Kelly?