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[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (7 children)

That's why I get take-outs, don't have to do the dishes.

Also, can we take a moment to talk about how great the performance of whomever that woman in the meme is? Looks like an Oscar worthy performance to me.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Lmao I was about it comment about who this was but then I saw your name.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Everyone is focused on the cooking time and not the punchline, which is still needing to do the dishes.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Making a meal falls into three parts: prep, cook, and clean. I used to hate the 'boring, standing on my aching feet' prep bit, so I'd try to fit the prep into the little gaps in cooking. Of course, 8 couldn't do it and I had to keep adjusting things - taking something off heat/down heat, whatever - to finish the prep for the next stage. The constant adjustments made the food not as good, the cooking unnecessarily stressful, and left me exhausted with a sink full of dishes at the end.

Nowadays, I sit in front of the tv. I do my prep there, all the peeling and chopping and slicing and dicing. When I cook, everything is ready for me to add to the dish, so the food tastes better and cooking itself is much less stressful. And I use the little bits of spare time during cooking to rinse the dishes and put them in the dishwasher. When I'm done cooking, I only have the last handful of things to put in the dishwasher, plus whatever plates from the meal itself.

My life is much easier, all because I now watch TV.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (9 children)

You also forgot about planning and shopping.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well yeah. Unless you're using disposable plates, you're going to still have to do dishes. Fewer, but still.

But you can reduce that with things like a slow cooker, and one pot meals.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
  1. Dump ingredients straight on the countertop.
  2. Use a Boring Company(tm) Not A Flamethrower(tm) to roast/flambe.
  3. Lick the finished meal off the countertop.
  4. ...
  5. No dishes!
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Do some dishes while you're cooking.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You are both cooking too slowly and eating too fast

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, honestly. It's a crap meme. Maybe it feels like 2 hours because its boring for you. If you cook for 2 hours likely one part of it is putting something into the oven for 1 1/2 hours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not everyday can be a Rachael Ray 30 minute meal.

I make chicken pot pie weekly. Mirepoix, peel dice potatoes, constantly stir so roux doesn't clump. It's 90 minutes of non stop cooking and 30 minutes of oven.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Try cooking a whole chicken a 700°C for 30 minutes and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is that the only option everyday? A whole fucking chicken? People are ridiculous.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Well you're not really supposed to use a pottery kiln.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Take 10 minutes to spatchcock your bird and it will cook in 40 minutes

Wash up whilst it cooks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or just use a convection oven. They're super fast. 6 drumsticks or 4 thighs in 20 minutes.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used to feel this way about cooking. I started trying to find joy in the repetitive parts of life, so they didn't seem so annoying. It's definitely a journey, but if you keep at it, you get to a point where cooking feels like a creative outlet. Once you have enough experience to create something new from your pantry and quit following recipes verbatim you'll have fun. It took me a few years to get there, but you're going to have to cook your entire life anyway, might as well get something out of it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We absolutely hit a specific age where the annoying parts of life, like cleaning and tidying, suddenly become one of the most satisfying parts of life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

One must imagine Sisyphus happy and all that.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (6 children)

What are you cooking that takes 2 hours every day? I cook most of my own meals and i don’t often go over an hour of cooking and most of that is just waiting.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Even if it does take 2 hours start to finish, I have to imagine there's at least SOME part of the recipe that involves waiting for something to cook. That's dishwashing time right there.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

With leftovers most meals take a couple minutes!

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[–] PenisWenisGenius 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Clean the dishes while waiting for your food to cook and then leave the remaining dishes you didn't clean because you were still using them until the next dish run.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I always cook as much of whatever I'm making as I can, then put it in containers in the fridge or freezer (depending on the dish and how much).

And I have some base recipes that I cook that are easy to quickly make other things with. One thing I've done for almost two decades now is make a basic kinda "half-bolognese" (can't think of a better English description right now). Just onion, garlic, meat (or in my case vegan alternative), salt, pepper and some stock of your choice. Then freeze that divided into a couple of portions per bag or container. Very easy to use for a lot of recipes.

I also buy bags of dried beans (way cheaper than undried or pre-soaked) and soak those then freeze them like above, same thing there with being good bases for many things.

One of my current favourite recipe that's quick, cheap and filling without any of the above prep is falafel in tomato sauce. A local brand here in Sweden makes almost weirdly nice falafel that's $5 for 800g (28oz), which is like 50 falafel balls. I put the falafel in my air-fryer (oven or frying pan works just as well) and while those cook I sauté some onion and garlic in olive oil then add spices (the current version I love is with some smoked paprika, cumin, oregano, thyme, black pepper, lots of turmeric, a bit of soy sauce, a stock cube and either MSG or other umami base). Then add the falafel once done and crushed tomatoes and let cook for a few minutes. Works great with rice, pasta, potatoes in whatever variation you like, couscous, and my current fav which is coarse bulgur with vermicelli (roasted noodles). I wouldn't have guessed it before trying but the falafel is so good in the sauce!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's why you cook enough for 15 meals and re heat it over the week.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Meal Preppers rise up

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I cook and clean for an entire family inside of 40-50 minutes 5 nights a week. All of that is mostly "from scratch" and delicious. At some point it becomes a skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Big batch of pasta gang represent.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You're cooking the wrong recipes if its taking 2 hours every time.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

imagine thinking cooking is the hard part of adulting

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  1. Eat slower than 10 minutes. My God have some company over. If you're spending 2 hours cooking there's no way doubling the recipe takes much longer.

  2. Make the company or your significant other do the dishes. If you're in a situation where you're cooking for two hours then doing the dishes yourself, something is wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You’re doing something wrong if it takes you two hours to make dinner.

Skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So you basically stick to 30 minute meals or under and there's nothing wrong with that since they do typically take less skill to prepare. There are plenty of recipes that take 2 hours or longer to make.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Ok but if you’re new to cooking and you can’t make a meal without complaining about it taking forever maybe stick to easy meals?

Like I said it’s a skill issue. You don’t need to cook gourmet meals every night.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I heard dishwashers are actually more energy efficient than hand-washing, so no that's one problem mostly solved. As others commented cook portions that last two or three days or freeze some of it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is why my SO and I try to clean as we cook so it's easier for later.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As someone who has been cooking for himself for a long time, cook large amounts and refrigerate each serving in separate microwavable containers for later.

I also try to make things that can all go onto a single plate to create less cleanup.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I had this whole comment typed up but I genuinely don't know where to start because I don't have this problem. If you do, and you want some help, let me know and we can work something out together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I mean... just yesterday I slow cooked something for 8 hours and ate in 30 minutes with some left over. That doesn't mean I have to treat it all as "cooking time".

If I am cooking something more labor intensive then I may just simultaneously cook something else for the week/meal prep/clean used dishes in the gaps in time.

Still It does feel like that sometimes. The only other thing you can really do is cook enough portions for a few meals so that you can reheat for later meals.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I just got my first ever dishwasher and it's a game changer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (11 children)

It doesnt really save anytime in my experience. You can’t just throw stuff in there covered in food or it will just dry up and cement itself to the dishes/silverware in the day or two until it’s next time to run a cycle. I guess if you have a family and are running it every night, it might let you skip the initial rinse off but idk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It took me years of living on my own to learn my parents were doing it wrong:

The dishwasher doesn't need to be full to run it. You can chuck everything in after a meal and start it immediately.

Detergent and water are cheap, and even if it's only a few dishes the machine uses less water than doing them by hand. Also, use liquid or powder detergent and make sure to fill the pre-wash detergent holder -- detergent pods are a rip off.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Cook 4 portions.

1 for now

1 for lunch

2 to freeze

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