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[–] normonator@lemmy.ml 111 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I swear they haven't added a single fucking feature that is worth anything. Every single thing they do makes their product worse.

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I use tidal, and the only thing I miss from Spotify is the ability to transfer the music I'm listening to the PC or smartphone

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I have many friends that complain about these things, that noticed the exact same pattern as you.

And yet, every last single time I've ask them "Have you looked into using a different service? Maybe try one?" they mumble out a noncommittal response and never do.

[–] krippix@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The question is whether it bothers someone enough to switch, and I cant really say thats the case for me. Because copying the playlists over and the additional price increase (losing the family plan) are too annoying tbh.

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[–] nsantoro73@lemmy.sdf.org 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I stopped paying for and using spotify when they a. renewed their contract with Joe Rogan b. changed their music payment policy so that if you aren't trending, you make no money.

Fuck Spotify.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

if you aren’t trending, you make no money

What now?

[–] KidnappedByKitties@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No payment for sub-1000 streams/year

[–] hinterlufer@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, that equates to just above 3 USD per year if the numbers from the other post are correct.

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[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Don’t use Spotify. Use Tidal, Apple Music, or just pirate and support authors other ways.

[–] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 15 points 10 months ago

What happens at the y-axis is pure magic.

[–] jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can also recommend Qobuz which allegedly pays even more than tidal. And it also has real losless audio, instead of whatever Tidal is doing.

And you can even buy FLAC files from them, without DRM. Or use tools which you can find on the internet, where you can download the flac files 'for free' (you still need a subscription).

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

No wonder deezer lacks most of my beloved artists.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Or, continue to use Spotify but use xManager on android and spicetify on pc. This will give you the premium experience (and more!) without paying a single penny.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Yep after first releases and concerts, the only people benefitting from the music are the distributors who deserve nothing for the effort the artist put in.

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[–] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And don't forget that Spotify can only handle around 150 songs in the queue. It doesn't matter how big a playlist is, it will start repeat after a while. The proposed solution by spotify itself is to just deactivate shuffle and start on different songs in large playlist. It's absolutely ridiculous. It bothers thousands of people but they won't fix it. https://community.spotify.com/t5/Live-Ideas/All-Platforms-Option-to-have-a-true-shuffle/idi-p/4880594

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Spicetify has a true shuffle extension

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[–] flipflop97@feddit.nl 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alternative:

Your whole queue is gone and I'll just stop playing after this song

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[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

I once got a message from spotify saying congratulations, your musical taste is unique, you haven't liked a single song we have recommended. They haven't stopped trying though.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spotify erased my precisely curated list because I'm Russian and this somehow helps to stop the war in Ukraine

[–] the_third@feddit.de 22 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Streaming services can only be inspiration for new music. Once something has me hooked, it goes into my permanent local library. No subscription based service should be relied on for anything that can't be replicated in 30 minutes.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I gave up Spotify partly because they support Joe Rogan, but also because I mostly listen to classical music, and they kept shuffling in Britney Spears.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spotify tends to think my tastes are more indie than they are, meanwhile YouTube Music (ReVanced) tends to to think my tastes are more mainstream than they are.

I haven't tried any other services yet, but if anyone knows of one that provides good balance of well-known and not so well-known music, and is free (and commercial free; modded/hacked apps are preferred), please let me know.

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[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I feel like I'm the only one around here who likes the Spotify recommendations. I've gotten so many bangers that fit my various little niche genre tastes.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago

The feature itself is fine, the fact that it's literally in between you and turning regular shuffle on and off is incredibly irritating

[–] InAbsentia 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Bro so, Spotify is trippin on me. In my discover weekly it hit me with some bullshit called No cock like horse cock.

It started recommending gay playlists. Now I'm straight but I'm far from homophobic. Realized an artist I was listening to was gay so I let off. Then I got hit with another. And traced that one back to another artist. This one wasn't so bad but it hit the chorus and went from a chill song to talking bout nuts slapping nuts.

I have to listen to their music outside of Spotify because honestly the recommendations are atrocious.

I listen to a meme song cause it's stuck in my head and now what? The degeneracy of the Internet is my backyard. Featuring balls in my jaws, the Christmas edition and many more.

I often listen to my music while driving, and sometimes I just scroll and don't look at song titles until something catches my attention.

Forgive my work truck.

From my wrapped for reference.

Don't mind the work truck. Also here's my wrapped. Jake Hill I learned was a culprit lol.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That fact that this is coming from a lemmynsfw.com account is beautiful

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[–] Manalith@midwest.social 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I like getting recommendations, but that's what the DJ is for. When I choose a playlist there's usually a reason for it and adding random songs to it is not it.

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[–] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Weird. I got noone telling me to listen vinyl on a hand driven Grammophone right now

Why would you leave tempo control in tge hands of a soulless machine? #beyourownconductor

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[–] lamabop@lemmings.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why is Spotify's shuffle so abysmally awful? It's nigh on useless

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[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hot take but hasn't been a problem for me. Like, the feature stays off until I turn it on again, and I only turn it on when I'm trying to expand a playlist.

I use Spotify for discovering new songs, mostly for adding to the DJ arsenal. I listen to a lot of music. Enough that I make like 15-20ish playlists a year for various subgenres of tunes either released or discovered that year.

Since I compartmentalize my genres so methodically, smart recommendations tend to be on the money and more of what I'm looking for. But again, when I just wanna hear what I've assembled I just leave it off -- never on unless I turn it on.

Definitely been eyeballing alternatives though, since Spotty is getting deeper into their enshitty arc.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I never want to turn it on, but I do swap from shuffle to regular (depending on whether I want to listen to just the newest stuff I've added), which means I have to click through smart shuffle now too.

Which wouldn't be a huge problem, but if you do it too fast, smart shuffle appears to be off, but the songs it has added are at least partially still in the queue.

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[–] qwestjest78@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Song quality is terrible. The features are lacking and rarely useful. Now they have increased the rates and take away car play. I left when I realized my top artists and songs were the same every year. Much better to buy the songs when the quality is way better and I actually own the media

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Do you and I live on a different planet? I grew up when you downloaded actual poor quality music. I stream Spotify at the highest bitrate it has, and it sounds fine. I have a nice system at home.

You talk about features and whatnot, and admittedly I am a simple user. I have albums I like, I turn on album and listen through cover to cover. I throw on Smartless, because for some reason I find Jason Bateman and Will Arnett's abuse of Sean Hughes to be endearing.

As per usual, people on Lemmy seem to make up problems, and it ruins any sort of argument against anything. Spotify's audio quality is not the issue. The issue is obviously the artist remuneration. To create this fake argument is to dilute any worthwhile argument, but Lemmy and Reddit before it seems to take this tack wherever possible.

I have discovered numerous artists because of Spotify. Spotify has linked me to their tickets (albeit Live Nation and fuck them) and merch stores, and I've bought their shitty tshirts and vinyls. I would say that's a benefit. And I like some obscure nonsense.

Is it perfect? I don't like how Spotify has handled its personnel. I think they can make their business model related to plays a little more friendly, but holy shit, the idealism here is ridiculous. You have people demanding perfection, without recognizing the alternative is nothing.

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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago

I hate that stupid fucking smart shuffle, I have a playlist with 500+ songs but it only wants to play the first 20

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

Also, they'll probably kill the Car Thing permanently soon. Another bad move.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't even let me play the song I'm asking it to play if I'm using the free version.

"Nah, here's a song that's similar to it or something from the same artist, but nuh uh uh, you can only skip 6 times an hour, and you can't go back"

Fuck you, Spotify.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm just curious why you believe it should be fully featured for free?

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[–] LucidBoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lidarr + Jellyfin + Finamp... Need I say more?

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, because I have no idea what any of those things are.

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[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Yes now tell us how to get that working on any device I have regardless of what network I'm connected to. Assume I'm behind a cgnat, don't have my own domain, and know fuck all about networking.

Finally compare all that hassle to just paying a few bucks per month.

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