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[–] [email protected] 105 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ignoring the humor of this to throw down to facts.

There are brownie pans that have multiple cells such that each brownie is a single serving with four edges. Basically a cupcake pan but with squares.

This is only 2-3 edges per brownie; an inferior experience.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This allows you to maintain a higher volume, so more brownies per pan with multiple edges.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but the volume depends on the batter, not the pan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I can HIGHLY recommend brownie batter put into non-standard pans. Madeline pans make excellent bite sized brownies, and cupcakes are good too. Just don’t put too much into each one, otherwise the center doesn't bake and achieve the desired gooey texture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Yep. I have this brownie pan, it does an excellent job, but I wouldn’t have gotten it if I had found the four-edge-per-brownie pans first.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Yoo, the lasagna pan from the expanse

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Omg, you're right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

lol omg it is!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Is there a reverse version of this where all the brownies are middle brownies? That's the version I want.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A spherical tray should work. Make sure it has enough mass to make its gravitational field hold on to the batter and suspend it in the oven using magnets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Good lord...You've just described a brownie tokamak

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Panko bread dough is placed between two metal surfaces, and is cooked by running an electric current through it. This avoids any crust forming, causing it to be very uniform.

I imagine you could do the same with brownies.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sous vide maybe?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I suppose you could bake a brownie sphere in microgravity. That might be hard to get the center cooked without burning the surface though. Maybe a metal ball as a pan that you could coat with batter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well a circle has the best ratio for your liking i think. But maybe ask your local magician for some un edged Brownies ;).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Well technically a hollow sphere would be best... Works best in space though

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Average Microsoft Edge fanboy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't understand this joke, is anyone willing to explain it for me?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't fully get it either. It's either the browser Edge or edging yourself for hours on end. Lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was wondering where the weird w-like symbol formed by the brownie pan means something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

It's because people like edge pieces of brownies, so this pan ensures that every piece has an edge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wu-tang clan

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don’t even know what edging is haha. Oh well. Getting old.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Edging is not a new thing, really. You've probably just never encountered the concept. Edging is the practice of bringing yourself to the edge of orgasm before backing away. The idea is that when you do finally orgasm it's been "built up to" by the earlier edging so you get a better climax.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah that’s my shit! Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's okay, at a certain age it becomes irrelevant information anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Edging, look it up on urban dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm familiar with edging, but I'm not sure I see the joke. That might be because "edge" feels somewhat semantically separate to "edging" in my mind. As a clearer example of what I mean, if the word "edgy" came up, I would be way more likely to think of it as describing someone or something that tries too hard to be dark and provocative. I'd be very confused if someone used "edgy" as an adjectivified form of "edging".

Besides that though, I'm sure that edging was a thing 15 years ago; the Wikipedia article for "edging(sexual practice)" dates back to 2006, for one. Part of why I didn't get the joke is because I can't think of any logical link between edging and 15 years ago, so I think I concluded that the meme wasn't about the sex thing.

Is there still something I'm missing, or am I just being supremely autistic about this?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Edging my brownie 😍🟤💩

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just use a muffin pan, people! Then you've got 12 personal brownies that are all edge.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

How does it feel? Being the smartest person in the room?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Missed opportunity marketing to Edgelords.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

And an edge-lord, this speaks to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This was in every Sky Mall catalog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I miss Sky Mall so badly.

These days there's nothing to do on a plane except play on your phone, and you can already do that literally anywhere else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

What there's loads to do. You can awkwardly try not to touch the person next to you. You can hold it, because you're stuck in the middle or window, and you don't want to disturb the person next to you. You can drink the 2 oz of diet Coke they give you before they bring you peanuts, then desperately try to suck any amount of liquid out of the cup of ice you're left with. You can try to get to your bag under the seat in front of you, fail because your feet are in the way, and spend the rest of the flight wishing you hadn't done that.

Loads!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

nah this asks the question why are we making brownies in a 9x13. like, what if we tossed it in a loaf pan or something I suck at baking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I genuinely remember watching this back in the day.

And yes, I did abandon Edge.

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