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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

TLDR: The purpose and capabilities of the satellites are unknown, but they’re being deployed suspiciously close to US surveillance satellites.

[–] aodhsishaj@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

*known surveillance satellites

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a good thing the US has equipped every satellite with a concealed carry weapon /s

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Because of you I imagined a satellite with a small, dedicated hydraulic arm holding a glock.

[–] dimath@ttrpg.network 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Some of them pass within “a few dozen kilometers”, while others are at “a large distance” but are in orbits that could be quickly changed to put them closer.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe satellite location was some of the info Trump sold to the Kremlin.

[–] xnx@slrpnk.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] FreudianCafe@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Dont lose any time. Enlist now and go kill russia

[–] lltnskyc@monero.town 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not like that!
Others (preferably Ukrainians, we don't consider them humans anyway, right?) should go and destroy Russia instead of me, I should be lying comfortably on my bed commenting how we should destroy Russia!
/s

[–] themurphy@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago
[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Time to liberate the Russians from themselves.

Maybe get some of that oil. Yaknow, freedom it up.

/s

[–] slurpinderpin@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seeing Russia’s effectiveness in Ukraine the past couple of years, this really doesn’t concern me. Its capabilities are probably more like a battering ram than anything high tech. Even though that can obviously still fuck with our satellites, I highly doubt this is some doomsday weapon we should all be afraid of

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they'll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

[–] muse@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Space force, activate!