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TLDR: The purpose and capabilities of the satellites are unknown, but they’re being deployed suspiciously close to US surveillance satellites.
*known surveillance satellites
It's a good thing the US has equipped every satellite with a concealed carry weapon /s
Because of you I imagined a satellite with a small, dedicated hydraulic arm holding a glock.
How close though?
Some of them pass within “a few dozen kilometers”, while others are at “a large distance” but are in orbits that could be quickly changed to put them closer.
Maybe satellite location was some of the info Trump sold to the Kremlin.
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time to destroy russia
Dont lose any time. Enlist now and go kill russia
Not like that!
Others (preferably Ukrainians, we don't consider them humans anyway, right?) should go and destroy Russia instead of me, I should be lying comfortably on my bed commenting how we should destroy Russia!
/s
Wtf.
Time to liberate the Russians from themselves.
Maybe get some of that oil. Yaknow, freedom it up.
/s
Seeing Russia’s effectiveness in Ukraine the past couple of years, this really doesn’t concern me. Its capabilities are probably more like a battering ram than anything high tech. Even though that can obviously still fuck with our satellites, I highly doubt this is some doomsday weapon we should all be afraid of
I'm less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they'll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome
On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job
Space force, activate!