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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Double the time but put power at 60%. You’ll never get frozen lava again.

You’re welcome.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No way. My microwave has a single button. "Add 30 seconds". Anything else is just decoration.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I just roll the dice and use the reheat button. 90% of the time it works every time

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Reason this is good is because the power setting really only affects how often the magnetron switches on and off (usually easy to hear). Lower power = more time off. Many microwave foods say to let it rest for a few minutes, this integrates that into the process(but they're all different so do experiment)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except with proper microwaves that actually reduce the power. I'm not sure if it's just Panasonic, but look for microwaves that mention inverter technology. Essentially they convert AC to DC, and then back to AC in a more controlled and adjustable manner.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Did y'all know that microwaves aren't magic and you need to mix your food?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, you might want to double check what your bowl is made of, and that it's a microwave safe material. If the bowl is getting dramatically hotter than the food like that, the power is being absorbed by the bowl instead of being evenly distributed like neutral microwave-safe materials would.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

blue paints/colors tend to be the worst culprits.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

In a microwave oven, an assembly of cyprium, aluminium, and ferrum-impregnated clay is energized in such a way as to excite the aetheric medium, producing a beam of invisible energy which induces sympathetic vibrations in certain particulates in various solid and liquid foods, which results in heating of the food material.

But tell me again how it's not magic.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Literal child minded people.

You are using an incredible machine. Press more buttons other then +30+30+30+30start

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I feel attacked

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait till you find out that in Europe a lot of microwaves still only have two dials you turn, 0 buttons or only the very basic of buttons alongside.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never really needed the other buttons. It has a whole ass numpad and loads of menus, when all I need is a dial for time and maybe one for power.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That's because we use them for a) melting butter or b) heating soup

They're fucking awful for cooking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chef Mike has his place. You just have to know what his strengths and weaknesses are. And not have a cheap ass piece of shit one, like most things, cheap usually means shit.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My microwave has a popcorn setting.
Every microwavable popcorn I ever bought said on the package not to use that setting.
Same with all the others: What the fuck does the Pizza setting actually do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Technology Connections on YouTube or a better alternative has done videos about the popcorn button at least.

Fwiw I've never ever seen settings like that. Maybe it's only for American market?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You fool, you know nothing of microwaves.

+30 automatically starts it.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The trick is not microwaving everything at 100% power, but for a longer time instead

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Or just get a better microwave safe container?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Cooking for longer on a lower power setting will still save your food from being an over microwaved mess even with a better dish to cook it in. Lower power for longer results in more even heating across all the food and tends not to dry things out so drastically.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Also, add water. How much depends on the food. Water is opaque to microwaves, so it absorbs them extremely readily and thus heat up. If you have wifi that shuts down when a shower is going, that's why.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Humidifiers are firewalls

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate that

I end up burning my hand and my hamster is still fucking wet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lmao but...

Obligatory, do not do this, this is a joke, hamsters do not do well in microwaves.

(Somewhere a kid is reading this thinking it's a good idea)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too late. The AI scanning the comments isn't smart enough to "see" corrections.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Too spicy for the NES version

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lower the power setting and put it on for longer, it will usually give the center of time to warm up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"center of time", that sound vaguely poetic. :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

We're always in the center of time. Half way between the past and future.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some of you need to learn to turn down the power on your microwave and cook your food for longer, it results in a more even temp across the whole plate and won’t dry things out as easily.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Simply increase the instructions cook time by the inverse ratio of microwave radiation absorption coefficients for both energy levels!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Or use the donut method, arrange your food in a donut on your plate, allowing it to get cooked from more surface area at once

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Easy solution to this is to put your food in an aluminium container before you heat it. Food is hot and bowl is not hot because it’s gone

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Learning how to use the "power level" feature of a microwave is actually helpful here.

So like with an range oven I don't try to bake banana bread at 550 degrees F.

So dump the power level down some and divide the task into two or three heatings and then stir in between.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Always surprised how many people evidently don't know how to use a microwave. They are, like many things, useful if you use them right.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just throw it in a skillet. It's fast and almost always better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You office has a community oven and skillet?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Finally, a civilized yank that understands how to make tea the correct way.

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