Shirts That Go Hard

I don't see how this is a pro-church sort of vibe. Nobody in the churches i grew up in would talk so openly about this sort of thing, and especially not in such a sarcastic manner.

Doubly so since it's a dude wearing it; if being trans is a sin, then joking about it sarcastically is definitely taboo.

I thought the joke was making fun of pat robertson's wild quote "the feminist agenda encourages women to kill their children, practice witchcraft, and become lesbians."

I read the shirt as "sorry missed church /s, i was too busy fucking around with things that are horrible for church-people to bother with it lmao".

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pat-robertson-feminist-agenda/

I'm gonna guess the shirt is meant as an unironic "Checkmate atheists." Insular social groups tend to forget that the things that they care/feel strongly about might not even be on the collective radar of everyone else - print those things on a shirt and sometimes objective hilarity ensues because it opens the wearer up to outside interpretations that run counter to their intended meaning.

On the other hand, they could be a witchy lesbian, or be showing unironic support for their favorite witchy lesbian in their life. That would be cool, but I'm not betting on it.

A pro-churchgoer would never write "I" there. Absolutely never.