What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.
next day: I invented something called a subscription!
The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.
or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)
Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you'll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*
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Please contact HP PrinterCare
> Sends messenger on horseback
"PC Load Letter"
Please subscribe to print
But I only wanted to print in black and white.
Fuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
Damn it Marty! .... I told you we should have used that two for one ink special last spring! .... now we're going to have to delay the reformation until the 1600s!
Too bad, we need to track your prints
See that just goes to show how far we've come technologically. Now it tells you that you're out of yellow because of the hidden marks it prints on every page without telling you.
I hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.
Magenta didn’t exist in 1440
He invented MOVEABLE TYPE .. the printing-press was an Asian invention
( block-prints, I believe? )
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