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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Sausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Because of dairy subsidies.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

With these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

So there's fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, or sugar in a cup... eghh

Give me oatmeal that's healthy and costs $1.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Coffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sausage, eggs, bacon, hash browns

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I require French toast though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Crêpes > pancakes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.

My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Sausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Coffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Eggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Sausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.

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