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[–] [email protected] 41 points 10 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

I feel like I'm back on Reddit lol.

Character accounts making in character, dark humored jokes on an atheism meme sub.

2010 what a time to be alive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Are you aware your maggoty cum fart posts on here as well?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Hosanna, hosanna, hosanna in the highest. Lord, we lift up your name, with hearts full of praise. Be exalted, O Lord my God; hosanna in the highest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Fuck off, jesus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I agree, so stop doing it!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Gnostics did some pretty crazy jumps to deal with the problem of evil. They eventually decided that the old testament God was actually the devil that Jesus was trying to save them from. A creator God that trapped souls in the hell scape of reality.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've often joked that Jesus didn't redeem humans in the eyes of God, he redeemed the Hebrew god in the eyes of western culture.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry the opportunity to deploy.this joke occurs "often"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

If you have it there constantly ready to go, you’d be surprised how often you can weave it into a conversation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

If you grew up as an edgy church kid you got a lot of opportunities, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"God never gives you more than you can handle."

I know people who have been driven batsh*t insane by what God has given them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pretty sure every single person who has ever died was given more than they could handle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whenever someone tries to proselytise you, just tell them why would a benevolent god test you by killing your family member who hasn't done anything wrong? A friend of mine, whose father passed away from cancer when my friend was nine years old, said this to a Mormon missionary. And the missionary was stumped to this questioning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Really? No "mysterious ways"?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

…because I love them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This fits in with what happens in the Bible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well @Jesus_[email protected], do you want to weigh in on this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Remember that satan did not make hell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I would prefer God existed simply so that there were a proper forum to air my grievances.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

No, but he made it cool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Poe’s law says this meme shows up on an fb pro life group.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Kinda crazy, huh? I mean we've got chit like Round Up, causing illness.. but that's not the fault of humans. Nah.

Humans are sick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Ummm, you think an atheist memes community would think that humans aren't responsible for creating and using RoundUp?

You're a smart one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

With God's blessing.