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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

(I'm not disparaging actual LGBTQ+ folk. They're awesome. This is merely a July 4th shitpost)

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Wow, people are still using this lame copypasta?

[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago

Yeah, that's how copypastas work, doobus

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

Wow, people are still this easily offended?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

On his cake day? What a dick.

Happy cake day u/hemko. Thanks for the copypasta

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Thank you friend<3

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Your mom is lame

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Nothin personnel kid 😎

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is still LGBT positive. There is a penis in this picture.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Take your dick off the screen then

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Fair enough

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

😣

👉👈

Make me?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

this picture is extremely gay in ways i can't explain so thank you for being an lgbt ally

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I sometimes don't get americans

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

My beliefs do not require you to

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Even if you don’t have the guns; liberty, beer, and tits are still pretty nice.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

beer tastes like roadkill and nothing will change my mind, i'll take the liberty and tits though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Something for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Child, have you had good authentic local micro produced roadkill?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

i've had the beer and wine that everyone else insists tastes great and it tasted like actual poison with zero redeeming qualities, so i'm left to conclude that those who enjoy alcohol are just suffering from stockholm syndrome and/or addiction.

at least with coffee there's the actual coffee flavour buried underneath the fact that it's all but burnt to coal, so i can see how someone with sufficiently desensitized tastebuds might enjoy it, and i can sort of enjoy it if i drown it in milk and chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

At least I’m not the only one. I drink vodka when I drink because it tastes like nothing. Beer and wine are both terrible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Far be it from me to convince anyone to try alcohol. I myself don't like it too much. But some basic ass beers or delicious cocktails once in a while, I can do

Funnily enough, it's the same with coffee for me. I'm meh towards it, but that's also most likely my ADHD, since I get none of the explosive benefits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So you don’t know what you’re talking about, got it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my man i taste the beer and it makes me retch, what the fuck else do you want me to do? is my opinion invalid until i've pickled my tastebuds and my liver tries to escape from my mouth?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You’ve tasted all of the craft beers and the like America has to offer? Okay bud.

is my opinion invalid

Yes my dude, you’re laying judgement on all American beers. Yes fuck opinions based on a generalization

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You don't have to, that's the beauty of it all.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

LGBT supporter - Liberty, Guns, Beer, Transsexuals.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Now that is the America I know and love

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This would be better with TF2 mercs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The tattoo implies that she is trans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEEETEEER EAGLES SCREAM GUNSHOTS 50 CAL FIRING A-10 BRRRT