this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 226 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It's Chinese.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! We're not even the #1 at making gun-cars?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Deh terk er jerbs!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I see China is on board with the monitors that look like they were glued to the dashboard and not actually part of it asthetic. I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

twin throttle controls are usually for different engines; it's not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring.

maybe this vehicle has two engines to allow its owner to really gun it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I see what you did there.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Gotta appease the American buyers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And apparently it's amazing. I'm sure it has lots of spyware.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Amazing? It looks like it was designed by my ADHD when I was 6.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No, they actually finished it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hahaha. A deep cut and a burn.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I never want to look in any direction without seeing a screen. Preferably 3.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Pretty cool though

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

American designed, not necessarily American made.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Which is funny because that's a GLOCK, which is an Austrian pistol.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

That is absolutely, 100% not a Glock

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

It's even funnier that it's a Chinese vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Missed opportunity to make the door opener a trigger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Batman-proof car

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

"No, it's not."

"No...no, it's not... But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's one way to ensure you get shot by the police.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The CCP police will at least torture you to confirm party loyalty before killing you rather than summarily executing you on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

RoboCop gonna want his piece back.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

this fits my brain on the roads lately. It’s not only American thing to drive like absolutely crazy homicidal bullet

However actual buyers may not catch the layers of irony and dark humour

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