Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans : theonion

[+] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago (3 children)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Not even "close to being real". Just real at this point.

[+] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The biggest change in my thinking in the last 5 years was going from "HOW are people this stupid?" to "People actually ARE this stupid."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

“Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.”

Too perfect.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

This isn't satire, it's just an observation of what he unironically claims to be doing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

It's not civil war though, that only happens in brown countries

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised Trump hasn't set up a subscription service for being American™ so that he can say political enemies are not American™.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Best laugh I had in a while. Thank you.

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