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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I'm crying rn. Make it stop make it stop

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

It's ok man, is clean now. I posted about it in a comment somewhere :-) just a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (4 children)

You can't post anything referencing Folgers without me thinking of https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

At least he’s already met her parents.

LOL the comments on that, I never looked at them before

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I hope this is the commercial I hope it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Pretty much, lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I‘m from the EU we don’t have Folgers but I love opening a can of Sprunk or Brawndo for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh, Brawndo is my favorite outside beverage. There's nothing like slipping on my Crocs, standing out in my yard with my guns, sipping on Brawndo and pissing into the wind.

Sprunk tastes like Vinewood talent agent semen

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck K-cups and all their equivalents.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (11 children)

I tried but it's too hot, and the hole the needle made was too big

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Admit it, you just want to fuck your sister.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I just wish I had a sister. I'm so tired of being gay incest with my brothers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Looks like it's right where we belong, then :'-)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A Dutch joke?

(keurig = neat, decent, proper)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I grind my own coffee every morning for pour-over, with my digital kettle that heats the water precisely, and I use a timer to pace the brew for optimal flavor. You may think this is excessive effort but let ms assure you it is worth it! Nothing can beat the flavor of lightly roasted single origin pure robusta coffee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I grind my coffee in the same hand-crank grinder my grandma used all her life, then brew it in a moka pot.
I like simplicity.

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