this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

So tired of men opening their trench coats and flashing their sausages at me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Soon may the wienerman come

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

He is a one-man sausage party.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

all bangers no mash

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

When he closes his jacket, he's playing "hide the salami."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

That's the kind of support I'd need in war.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Die wurst man I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

~~Jack Links’ Sausage~~

Jack Black’s Links Sausage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lt Abe Froeman Sr.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

German soldier, 1916, Colourised

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am pretty sure this is actually a French soldier. They called him "le maître des saussices".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yep, wearing an Adrian helmet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's a french 'Poilu', a WW1 soldier. I'm pretty sure he would strangle you with his sausages if he heard you call him Hans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Are those saucisson then? That's awesome 😄