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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

maybe a flamethrower

For the swift shave...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The what now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Search "flame clipping udders"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Bidet? or Bidon't?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A pressure washer would be more effective.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

The design is very human.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Cool!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Wtf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Adapt Overcome Improvise

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.