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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[–] AstroGnomeical@mander.xyz 338 points 7 months ago (9 children)

How do you boycott a company you already weren't buying anything from?

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 135 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 129 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 93 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well you gotta use up all their water first

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

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[–] lemmus@lemmy.world 225 points 7 months ago (12 children)

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 106 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Arcanum@midwest.social 30 points 7 months ago

…To shreds you say?

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There are legitimate reasons for private jets to exist, though the list is admittedly small.

The ability to transport lifesaving medications and things like organs long distances as fast as possible comes to mind.

There isn't much reason for individuals to travel on private jets in non emergency scenarios though

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Transporting organs doesn't happen on Private Jets, helicopters and courier craft typically do the job. It's also now well within the possibility for medium sized drones to be able to rapdily move something the size of an organ container reliably long distance, faster and more efficient than a jet can load, fuel, taxi, land and unload.

Private Jets are just luxury items of the rich, and are the carbon equivalent of burning down small forests or power a small town with coal burning. There is nothing they do that can't be done more efficiently by a drone or helicopter for a fraction of the emissions.

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[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 209 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, if you aren't willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.

I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.

[–] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand why can't the CEO be remote. They can buy all their important staff Apple Vision Pros if they'd like and it'll still be cheaper than this

[–] bluemellophone@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

That’s not how you write off a corporate jet from your taxes.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 187 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 100 points 7 months ago

Calling it "supercommute" is such a stupid thing. It should be called "stupidcommute" or maybe "commoronute".

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 84 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I have to dry my clothes between 12am and 3pm and this m'fer gets to fly a jet to work. Private jets along with luxury yachts are things humanity shouldn't have.

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[–] Threeme2189@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago (4 children)

supercommute

I think the word they're looking for is 'travel'.

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[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 74 points 7 months ago

Well fuck you and your co² farting anus, Brian Niccol!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 70 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Real "Meetings that could have been Emails" energy on this executive level decision.

Honestly, doing the big Star Wars Emperor hologram head would have made this guy look less evil.

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[–] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do we have the FAA registration number for the aforementioned jet yet?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Didn't they change the law so you can't track private flights anymore? Or was Melon Husk just trying to get that done? Or was that just me imagining things again? 🤔

[–] spookedintownsville@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As far as I know, you can still track Elon's flights. It's not illegal since it was all publicly available information to begin with.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They can't prevent tracking because aircraft are required to broadcast their information when in flight.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_Dependent_Surveillance%E2%80%93Broadcast

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The FAA reauthorization act slipped in that ownership of private jets could remain anonymous. So you can still track them, because all flight plans are public and need to be for safety reasons, but they no longer have to tell you who owns what tail number. A dedicated tracker can figure out what plane belongs to who, either by showing up at the airport, or by comparing flight logs with other information about celebrity locations.

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[–] FuryMaker@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Just stop buying their coffee. You don't need it.

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

Replace all the Taylor Swift memes with this fucking guy.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] kfchan@fedia.io 44 points 7 months ago

Bro should one way supercommute into the sun

[–] subignition@fedia.io 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The fucker should fly business class with everybody else

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

We need to return to the office though.

[–] tacticalsugar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Remember kids, climate change is your fault specifically, and only you can make things better by making your own life harder!

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[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Lucky him. Other corporations are designating hub cities and forcing remote employees to move or find a new job.

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Be glad he's not hypercommuting

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