Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.
Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.
If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
Okay, but my question is this... If he wasn't dressed in a fat suit, would he have fallen at all?
The answer may surprise you.
And that answer is... probably.
You forgot the two paragraphs of ramble about what a fall is
Plus an advertisement, 3 paragraphs about Ian’s age, an advertisement, 4 more about the show that are just an advertisement for the show, an advertisement, a segue about the importance of bone health as you age and why the author likes Dasuquin senior supplements to keep himself feeling young, an advertisement, and finally that the fat suit maybe helped.
God the Internet sucks nowadays
But you must first start your explanation with the "history of falling". The history should comprise about 30%-50% before you actually talk about the current state of the topic. "In ancient Mesopotamia falling was considered..."
Damn now that's good headlining and analysis. You should go into journalism.
I was hit by a car today and all I can say is "same".
Dude is 85. Maybe we should be putting all of our elderly in fat suits so they don't hurt themselves when they inevitably fall.
Sucks. He’s done some fantastic things.
MBFC: Right-Center - Credibility: High - Factual Reporting: Mostly Factual - United Kingdom
Wikipedia about this source
The coushin for pushin' saves lives.