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[–] [email protected] 141 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Have protected sex even if you only have access to non-biodegradable condoms, getting antibiotic resistant chlamydia isn’t going to save the planet.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Also from an environmental perspective, having a child is about the worst thing you can do compared to...using a fucking condom lmao.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can't recommend this highly enough if you're never planning on having a kid or if you're done having kids. I am a huge weenie when it comes to medical procedures and mine was super simple. I was sore for a few days, did my follow up, and that was it.

I still use condoms because of STDs but I never have to worry about accidentally having a kid if a condom breaks.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

it's the bees knees when you're married - cream pies all day, every day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Not to mention your wife's boyfriend will buy you a Nintendo Switch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

One baby can go through 6,000 diapers until potty trained.

One condom vs 6,000 diapers. I think your right about the condom doing less damage to the environment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Just use the washable ones, made from organic cotton. Lower environmental impact, shorter time until potty trained as well on average. Still not as good as not putting extra people on the planet though 😁

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Wellll

If it kills you early, it is certainly good on the climate

[–] [email protected] 73 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Latex is natural rubber and is indeed biodegradable though it is slow to break down. Polyurethane condoms will probably be found in the archeological record.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, true but they're better than the styrofoam ones....

/s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

(I know you're joking but the builder in me is genuinely curious if you can make a rubber-like substance out of polystyrene)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Styrene is in the vynal family, Styrene-Isoprene-Styrene is used to make extremely expensive surgical gloves so I'm going to say yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Polyurethane also biodegrades, just very slowly. Since condoms are very thin there will be not much left of them after a century

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Over a long enough time span... everything returns to star dust

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, am ready for the sun to consume us all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not. We need to get star lifting going, and turn the solar system into our command ship, using the sun as the engine, and structural basis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

"So after a million years of putting off adjustment maintenance, the size of the sun has grown to critical levels and it is now too late. We will be evacuating at the next solar system in 120 [MINUS FIVE] years and diverting all available resources to emergency maintenance in the mean time. This announcement is a recording." Frickin' humans, eons of progress and can't even do eons of progress right.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Isn’t all latex biodegradable? It’s cured tree sap.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, however, it's the other chemicals they mix it with that make it not biodegradable. Thankfully there are some companies not using those chemicals now which is lovely.

Also, for those who are allergic to latex, unfortunatley the only option is polyurethene which is plastic, and as such not at all biodegradable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Nitrile is an option as well. They don't contain the protein that triggers allergic reactions

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

We didn't find anything about Nirtrile and protection. Could you clarify?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

That's...not how chemistry works.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sheep intestine condoms ftw!

/s

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This, but un-sarcastically.

Would be an interesting boost to the Sheep industry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

aren't sheep about as bad as cows for the climate?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't think so. But I think that that's going to vary a lot based on how you want to measure "badness for the climate".

My instinct is to look at Feed to Gain Ratio, which is the measure of food eaten to weight gained. This will vary animal to animal based on the animal's purpose (meat cows vs dairy cows, meat lambs vs wool sheep, etc) and the type of food they're fed.

Still, there are reliable bands for estimating for each animal. According to This Article, it looks like sheep can fall into a 4:1 to 6:1 ratio while cows are closer to 12:1 (this is a bit higher than I was taught in high school biology, but not by much). Of course, the higher these numbers, the "worse" the animal is for the environment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They might have been asking about methane production, that's a big topic for cattle because it's a very potent greenhouse gas and having a lot of cattle produces a lot of methane - and it's a byproduct of how their digestive systems work and all ruminants, sheep included, have that problem to some degree.

I wasn't able to find a definitive answer, but per animal sheep aren't as bad, but it's due to their smaller size and if western countries kept eating the same amount of meat but ate more sheep (due to it being cheaper from the demand for sheep condoms, lol) instead of beef I'm not sure it would be better. (Replacing chicken with sheep would definitely be worse though.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

So what I'm hearing is that we just need to selectively breed people to have smaller penises so we can just use chicken intestines for condoms instead?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

About as bad as any of the animals that can eat grass, wild or farmed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As long as it’s not still in the sheep.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I see you're unaware of what goes on in New Zealand...

With love from across the Tasman 😁

[–] PervServer 9 points 7 months ago

Classic supporter of the Sheep-Sex-industrial complex... But not the Welsh kind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

They're not as good at preventing STDs, but they're decent at preventing pregnancy.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Nah, they're full of microplastics these days.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

just stay a virgin guys it's really easy!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

This is incorrect now, there are some which are.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

sesbiab lex

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah... 2019... The year of the distortion memes.

You see, it's funnier because the letters are being silly.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

this is why you should do as old times and use sheep intestines as condoms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

latex is plant based i think

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Are progesterone pills biodegradable?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

HIV is not biodegradable once it's inside you

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