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I swear this is part of a wider ongoing experiment. "What's the most comically ridiculous, most bullshit conspiracy we can come up with that the maga cult will believe".
Whoever is behind it: please stop. We've known for a long time now that there's is no bottom to that well.
Good. Trump needs a lot more than the MAGA cult to win an election (I wish I didn't have to keep saying this). If we can convince them to start spreading the rumor about bigfoot in Ohio to the point that Vance and/or Trump starts talking about it, plenty of people leaning right will say, "this dude is nuts. No way am I voting for him." They might not vote for Harris, but they also might not vote at all.
Trump needs a lot more than the MAGA cult to win an election (I wish I didn't have to keep saying this).
But he doesn't in order to seize power undemocratically, which is his real game plan here. Remember, the NAZIs never had more than 30-something percent support in 1930s Germany, either.
Okay, but that's a totally different issue from what we're discussing.
Also, he doesn't have the concentration of people to do it. January 6th happened because he was able to concentrate people in D.C. and was president at the time.
Ideology for many of the conservative mindset is more important that principles. The Democratic leaning voters are the ones that can be fickle enough to stay home but the Republicans would still vote
Plenty of prominent Republicans are already turning against him.
The problem with all these "prominent" Republicans is I think they're all liars. I think every last one will still vote for him come election day.
If you mix it with racism, they'll believe just about anything.
Turns out Bigfoot is brown, and migrates north for the summer. We need to let JD Vance know STAT.
Yeah, true. That's the special ingredient.
Yo. I called to say I saw JD fucking a couch. They pretty much have to make that public now or else it will seem like they have some sort of weir bias against immigrants.
Remove weir bias now!!!!
All water retention systems matter!!!
JD couchplower and associates
Can you imagine going out in public wearing a diaper with a big fake bandage on your ear yelling about people eating dogs
I used to think furries were weird, they ain't got shit on these people
Most furries are harmless. A few are creeps with no concept of boundaries. Some are particularly deluded Nazis. Like every group of some size, they have a certain percentage of scum. Depending on your standards, they might be weird, but I'll take harmless weirdness over harmful normalcy any day, let alone harmful weirdness.
When I was a kid it was people saying the Vietnamese immigrants that were eating pets, and the Latinos were sacrificing them
Can you imagine going out in public wearing a diaper with a big fake bandage on your ear yelling about people eating dogs
Sounds like a normal night out in Dallas, TX to me.
Right, no one saw bigfoot because the Haitians ate him. There's almost nothing the Haitians won't eat. /s
5 minutes since this guy posted and we haven't heard from him since. FUCKING HATIANS ATE HIM
I think the /s stands for screaming. Which would be an appropriate response, given the situation.
I just saw Big Foot with a Venezuelan gang member sharing a cat bbq!
Please call J.D. Vance's office, as one does about such issues.
I saw Haitian migrants eating Bigfoot’s pets!
Im sharing this with all my friends to do the same. I just called and said I saw one in texas.
Bigfoot is real, and he tried to eat my ass.
Tried?
Who said otherwise, did you talk to Bigfoot? Did he say anything about me?
My brother's, third cousin in laws, friend's, cashier at the local grocery store saw the whole thing...
I'm a tease.
If you call his office to say that you saw Democrats send Bigfoot to force trans surgery on hunters in the woods it will be his next headline.
Could also let him know about that couch you saw on the street..... ask why he kicked out his mistress.
Someone should warn them that an orange monster has been eating the brains of countless Americans, anyone eating cats has competition!
He doesn't eat brains, McDonalds doesn't have brains on the menu. He just slowly poisons minds with his illogical gibberish.
Look, I'm an abigfootist too. But it's just uncool to insult other people's beliefs. There's no proof that there isn't a Bigfoot anyways. Let's just be cool and accepting of their belief in Bigfoot, even if bigfootists are voting.
I admit, I have tried to figure out hypothetically how someone could get away with murder, and I thought going to another state, or even going to Mexico or Canada and then killing a random person would be part of it, but even then, you would have to do it from a distance because you might leave DNA on the body (they might fight back for example, get a bit of your skin under their nails or something). That would probably involve shooting a gun. Which is loud.
Maybe if you found a way to poison someone without anyone seeing the both of you together...
Unsolved murder rate dropped to 50% in 2020, and that was a historic low: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/29/1172775448/people-murder-unsolved-killings-record-high
So the real answer might be to just murder someone and you have a coin flip chance of ever being caught.