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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I have encountered processes that even Task Manager could not kill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

But I also remember the times when there was no foe Task Manager could not kill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A while ago I kept a shortcut in the taskbar that ran a batch file that killed any unresponsive task, worked even on those tasks that Task Manager can’t seem to close. As long as explorer was still running and I could alt tab and press that button it worked 100% of the time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How do you determine if a task is unresponsive?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was something like this. It would just kill all tasks that haven’t responded in X amount of time. Obviously this is not a great solution as it can cause data loss and you could accidentally close more than just the program you intend to close, but sometimes you have little choice.

https://superuser.com/questions/1432304/how-can-i-automatically-kill-unresponsive-apps-and-games-with-a-batch-file

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's proper mental, I don't know why you'd keep that running unnecessarily (unless fiddling with something you can easily replicate).

Im pretty sure it's still not going to catch the stuck things that aren't actually killable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It wasn’t something I kept running, just a shortcut that would run the batch file and kill anything that wasn’t responding at the time. I’m not sure if this uses the same command I had set up at the time, but I remember it having a 100% success rate. I had it for one game in particular which would crash and stop responding but any attempts to get to the task manager (even with keyboard) would fail.

I haven’t had to use anything like this since Windows 10 as now you can just press Windows+Tab and move the task to a different desktop and then get into the task manager on your original desktop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

“This computer is hereby deconstituted.”

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

SIGTERM: stop that.

SIGKILL: That was not a request.

Case power button: listen here you little shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I flip off the breaker, just to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Sounds like it's not just me that goes "ok then, try arguing with this" when power cycling an unresponsive computer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, a Linux user wipes blood off a sledgehammer with "SIGKILL" written on the handle

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

-9 in kill -9 stands for 9mm

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

In the immortal words of Monzy:

I pull out my keyboard / and I pull out my gloc / and I dismount your girl / and I mount slash proc / cos I've got your pid / and the bottom line / is you best not front / or its kill dash nine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Doesn't seem to work for me. If Rustdesk goes rogue, it refuses to die. I might need to practice some more command-line-fu though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

*Cortana will remember this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Task manager: not responding

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One time I was playing modded Skyrim when it froze/crashed at the loading screen

So I summon task manager, it hides behind the frozen game. I alt+tab and start blind keying to Skyrim to end it, been here hundreds of times, but nothing happens and the Skyrim world music STARTS???!!!

ALT+TAB to see TM and Skyrim both reporting non-responsive. Tab to Skyrim and press w, clearly hear character moving and reacting to my input

Try again to end process via ALT+F4, No dice. Try via TM, still unresponsive

I had to reboot my PC with a hard power button press that time and I still don't fully understand what the FUCK happened

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

New Vegas does the same thing, hiding Task Manager behind itself when it crashes. I found a workaround by using Ctrl+Alt+Del, clicking to make the cursor appear, and then pressing the Windows key which makes the taskbar appear. Then the game window can be closed from the taskbar.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

$ sudo kill -9 1

fuck you

$ echo "c" > /proc/sysrq-trigger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

As someone who's relatively new to Linux, anyone want to explain what these lines would do? I'm aware of KILL, but dunno what the '-9' refers to. Not familiar with sysrq-trigger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The kill command allows you to specify which type of kill signal you want to send. -9 sends signal 9 or SIGKILL, and we're sending it to pid 1.

That would force kill systemd, which I just have to assume will send your computer to a crashing halt.

The echo command is writing "c" to a file at /proc/sysrq-trigger which I don't really know how it works but this suggests you'll "crash the system without first unmounting file systems or syncing disks attached to the system."

I haven't installed fuck so I'm not sure how that works

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Task Manager stopped responding

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I think you mean top. Followed by a k and the enter key twice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I work as a helpdesk tech and I always say that I killed a task in task manager when writing up ticket notes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Only works on xorg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I miss xkill. I recently switched to Wayland but xkill worked instantly 100% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As a windows user WIN+R -> CMD -> TASKKILL /F /T /IM "<appname>*"

... I use it too much. Appa often block my screen :|

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I'm surprised Microsoft hasn't removed task manager yet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

killall

Note: Only use it sparingly. We don't want another skynet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Task Manager, kill this guy!