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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Do you cook your pasta in a large pot, with plenty of boiling water, and a good amount of salt? Usually I just stir once just after putting the pasta in, and I never have noodles sticking together.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It depends on the pasta (form, freshness, self-made... etc). Some has to be stirred 3-4 times others just once, in my experience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (6 children)

My pot would have to be 3x its size to fit the amount of water a single package of pasta says I should use.
1kg to 10l
Do you have a bathtub in your stove?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (6 children)

No, but 1kg of pasta? Are you feeding a battalion?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Only the best musicians blame their pot.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

As others have already said, that is a lot of pasta. If you regularly cook volumes like that, it would really make sense to invest in a large pot as well. A cheap 10l pot will do just fine for boiling pasta, and it sounds like you would get plenty of use out of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

1 kg of dry pasta is enough for 10 people! Do you often cook for that many people? (Genuine question)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not in my experience, I usually count 200g per person

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's a LOT of pasta per person. Not unheard of, but still a lot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Me going through this thread

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That'd be two people, five meals each so a few days. That's how I usually do it

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Me who never stirs and never gets sticky pasta...

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

It's not salting your water, nor the water volume to pasta ratio, nor if the water is boiling or not, nor oil in the water, but stirring early in the cooking process that will prevent sticking.

From the great Kenji Lopez-Alt:

Pasta is made up of flour, water, and sometimes eggs. Essentially, it's composed of starch and protein, and not much else. Now starch molecules come aggregated into large granules that resemble little water balloons. As they get heated in a moist environment, they absorb more and more water until they finally burst, releasing the starch molecules into the water. That's why pasta always seems to stick together at the beginning of cooking—it's the starch molecules coming out and acting as a sort of glue, binding the pieces to each other, and to the pot.

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The problem is that first stage of cooking—the one in which starch molecules first burst and release their starch. With such a high concentration of starch right on the surface of the pasta, sticking is inevitable. However, once the starch gets rinsed away in the water, the problem is completely gone.

So the key is to stir the pasta a few times during the critical first minute or two. After that, whether the pasta is swimming in a hot tub of water or just barely covered as it is here, absolutely no sticking occurs. I was able to clean this pot with a simple rinse.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago (3 children)

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I won't accept my pasta at anything lower than 120Hz.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not sure your pasta will survive that kind of speeds...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (13 children)

The human eye cannot see more than 24Hz, so why bother

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What kind of dumb instructions are that?

Stirring exactly once is enough in most cases.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this a meme I'm too Italian to understand?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I also don't get it. I don't stir pasta, maybe once in the middle. It never sticks.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Y'all need to salt your water.

It prevents nearly all the sticking and it makes pasta delicious

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's not the salt that prevents the sticking. You use a larger pot with plenty of water. Still delicious though :P

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And while you’re at it, shell out the extra 50 cents or whatever for the bronze cut pasta. It has a much nicer texture and allegedly makes sauce adhere to the pasta more.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I have actually never seen this before. Other comments are saying its because you dont salt your water and i do so probably thats why. It also makes the taste better so overall recommended.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can add some oil so pasta won't also stick when you have cold leftovers. I add both oil and salt in the very beginning, because there's no reason to not do that, and I have a feeling of the right amount compared to the amount of water.
And I stir once, about a minute after putting the pasta in, because something tends to stick to the bottom in the very beginning. Afterwards, it's just not necessary.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (6 children)

You ever heard the saying "like oil and water"? Oil doesn't mix with water. It floats on the surface. Adding it just wastes 100% of the oil.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I add both oil and salt in the very beginning, because there's no reason to not do that.

If you really like to impregnate your pasta, so that it won't absorb your sauce (or less well), then you are right about the there-is-no-reason-part in your answer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

It's really the first couple minutes that are critical

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Is bullshit you don't want that much salt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You do in the water. The pasta won’t absorb all of it

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I've never once had pasta sticking together in the pot, regardless of what I do.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

137 times more powerful than the Electromagnetism you try and use to tear them apart, behold the Strong Pasta Friendship Force!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Salt and Oil would do wonders….

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Oil is bad for sauces sticking to pasta though.

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