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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 85 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...

My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

It truly is the forgotten pandemic.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.

[–] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 5 months ago

I keep setten em' up and they keep drivin' around em'

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A motorcycle the dude works on himself

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I'm sure it's some sort of expensive hobby he's addicted to, and perpetual project motorcycle would be my first guess.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago

People are technically sexually transmitted diseases

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 24 points 5 months ago

C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.

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[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.

One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.

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[–] Travelator@thelemmy.club 18 points 5 months ago

I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.

[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

That's an amazing name for a horse.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have this tattooed on my back

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay... Well... We'll just put you on the "do not ever fuck" list.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

That is absolutely for the best

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh right. It only works once though.

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Dave? Is that you??

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Have you tried using more cowbell?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.

[–] Stomata@buddyverse.one 5 points 5 months ago

It carries coffee addiction

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

is it stupidity?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 5 months ago

a disease which has no cure

Thrill-seeking recklessness.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Life bro! That's Life!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Just some humans

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