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I'll go first.

3 options

  • Going back to 1964 to watch the Duke Ellington's Montreal show. Try to meet the man and the musicians. Hang around my city.
  • Go in the end of the 70s to meet my parents before they had kids. Grab a couple of beers and party with my young adults parents. See my uncles, etc. in their young time
  • Going to 1881 during the couple of days when Nietzsche wrote Zarathoustra. I want to discuss with guy even if he is supposed to be writing all day long. No consequence right.

What are yours?

EDIT: I'll clarify: You can't affect the timeline. It means you cant go back to try to get rich with stocks, lottery, etc. It's like going to see a movie, when you come back the world will be exactly the same. You can interact with people, but in the end, the day you spend in the past will not have existed for anyone but you, in your memories.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'd go back to fuck at a Roman bath house in ancient times. Fuck it, no regrets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

If I can transport things back and forth, I would probably go and max out a credit card and buy all of the gold that I can to bring with me for trade.

Then I would go to the library of Alexandria and use my cell phone to get photocopies of as many books as I possibly can, and in the downtime I would go to any open Street markets and purchase any cool relics that I can find.

Then I could come back and share some of the Lost books of Alexandria with the world and also have period correct relics that have somehow magically not been exposed to a thousand years of environmental corrosion.

Then again, that would probably also mess up their radioisotope dating but I don't know if it's specific enough to only cover a thousand ish years.

Maybe if I have a little more time to prep I can find some place that I know hasn't been Disturbed and like put them in an airtight safe and store them for me to go back and ReDiscover now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Killjoy: If there are no consequences there can be no memory of the event either. Our own future (from the time of returning from the past) would almost certainly diverge from the path of no knowledge otherwise, and that would be a consequence.

As such, every one of us might already have this ability, we just don't remember doing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I think they meant no influence on the target timeline, not that you'd forget about the event.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

My post, my rules lol! The timeline is identical, but you remember what you did during those 24 hours.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Put a large bet on Leicester City to win the Premier League.

The odds were 5000-1, and the last person standing cashed out their £50 stake at £75000. I'd have put £500 on for an initial £2.5m, maybe an accumulator on the top 4 to double it, and live a comfortable life off of the winnings.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I could finally ride every ride at Disneyland.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Visit the library of Alexandria before it burned, just to see the insane amount of books.

As someone else commented, see how stonehenge was built/used.

Find out how the Antikythera mechanism worked and how it was used.

Witness the construction of the pyramids.

Experience the telling of the norse mythology.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Since I'm in tremendous pain from an inner ear infection; I would CLOSE THAT DAMN WINDOW!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No no no, that would have severe consequences on the timeline. You have to endure that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Once again the faith of the Timeline is decided by my inner ear 😔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Go back to 1986 and slip a morning after pill in my mom's drink... Oh wait, no consequences? Fuck me...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

So many people want to not be born... Hope you guys are just jocking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

"I'm garbage and should die LOL" is like 80% of millennial humor. They are a painfully unfunny generation.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ideas like this is how you end up becoming your own father.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I would [REDACTED] so that no one has to deal with this shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Oh, not back to yesterday? Back to any time/place for a day?

I think it would be too hard to access any of these events or people - you'd go back then just end up in jail or something. I would like to see the moon though, so if it's a literal anything is possible situation I'll hitch along with those guys, on the first moon landing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I’d go back to “old enough to understand but still young enough to do something about it” me and have a nice long conversation 🙂

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Probably see the dinosaurs in the late Cretaceous. Just before the KT extinction. I want to know how accurate we are about what dinosaurs looked like. All we know are from the bones and some fossilized skin and feathers here and there. I bet there are a TON of animals we don't even know about because they were never fossilized. What did the T-Rex use their little arms for? Were dinosaurs covered with waddles, weird skin flaps, some hairy stuff, and what color were they? For comparison, if we drew modern animals like we draw dinosaurs from just their skeletons:

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