this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
341 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

30280 readers
3278 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 30 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee 30 points 4 months ago

“Petah, what’s a helicopter doing in our living room?!”

“Shut up, Lois, I’m LARPing”

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] EABOD25@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Colonel. What's a Russian gun ship doing here!?

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 11 points 4 months ago

I have no idea... but it looks like our little diversion got their attention! Now's your best chance to slip in unnoticed.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Times are hard for all those folks who identify as attack helicopters. I wondered why we didn't hear from them so often anymore, I guess now we know. Poor lil guys.

[–] Grail@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I have a theory. It's because the trolls won, and successfully convinced allies to treat real trans people with suspicion.

https://medium.com/@viridiangrail/did-trolls-go-extinct-commentary-on-partisan-realism-fa380ac4af4b

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

A quick firebombing or grenade dropped by drone will warm them right up!

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 4 months ago (10 children)

homeless people starve to death on christmas day and you're joking about fucking military vehicles.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

No more jokes! Jokes are off the table until we fix every problem! Buddy I’m full UBI, tax the rich, house the homeless, etc. but chill my dude.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you know where you are?

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It really feels like NCD, although it is missing the sexualization.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Got u covered

::: spoiler Slightly nsfw joke about "fucking military vehicles"

::

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Where my Hind Waifu?

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 17 points 4 months ago

The homeless could've used those jokes!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're saying we should've joked about the homeless?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Ambitious goal but that shouldn't stop us from trying

+1 for honesty, I guess

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

No, THIS is a joke about fucking military vehicles

slightly nsfw

If home less home more theyd be less home less and more home more.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Do you think this is satirizing homelessness? Might want to look at the picture again. This is satirizing an ad campaign by PETA (which, if you've been living under a rock for decades, stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), and the ad campaign is to encourage people to let their pets sleep indoors. It has nothing to do with homeless people. Also, the satire in this case is valid, because PETA doesn't give a flying fuck about treating animals ethically, they have a long history of stealing peoples pets and immediately euthanizing them.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Homeless people starve to death everyday.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm glad you understand. This joke is in very poor taste and I'm disappointed in OP for their lack of consideration.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

🚨🚨🚨🚨FUN POLICE, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR🚨🚨🚨🚨

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Solution: Give homeless people attack helicopters.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

They could just self identify as attack helicopters. Republicans have already been doing this for years.