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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm partial to calling it Xitter, pronounced shitter

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And Tweets are now called Xits. 👍

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Mastodon was way ahead of the trend when they decided to call the messages toots.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Nope. It's Twitter. It will continue to be Twitter. I will not cater to the whims of billionaires.

The website is Twitter.

The company is Facebook.

The rapper is Kanye West.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, is Kanye going by something else now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, he wants to be called Ye. Fuck him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Well that's...something...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The more fitting name I've seen him called is Yittler

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The internet service provider is Cingular.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Make them chocolate bars

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This isn't how I have imagined the internet aging gracefully.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Such a fail that the website is still literally Twitter.com.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean it was the same with Meta and we still call it Facebook to this day. Renaming a brand just doesn't work, when it's already established...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Facebook the service is still Facebook, the company that runs it is called meta

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, I feel like all these Big Tech companies changed the parent company name (Facebook -> Meta, Google -> Alphabet) to confuse end users when they read news about how they harvest our data don't respect our privacy: the news talk about a big company spying on users, users know a few app names and most don't link both together

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

its also about shuffling financial liabilities around, ya know, so businesses can avoid paying for stuff. corporate welfare

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yet Lizard Man is still called Lizard Man, go figure..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Xfinity will always be Comcast to me. Not sure why they tried to rebrand.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They tried to rebrand because they had an incredibly low customer satisfaction rating associated with Comcast (I wonder why?). I worked for that horrible company during the rebrand and they told us as much. It actually did end up positively affecting consumer opinion (because people are morons), so much so that Time Warner Cable and Cablevision followed suit a few years later rebranding their services respectively to Spectrum and Optimum.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ve been going with “The Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter”.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So TSMPFKaT? That’s catchy!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

TSMPFKaT could be the new WUPHF

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

The new name of Twitter is X, just like Elon calls all the women in his life

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

The new name of Twitter is irrelevant

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

And don't forget the full name would be "X, formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as twttr" https://logos-world.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Twitter-Logo-History.jpg

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It's funny, our news outlet calls it exactly that. They used to say "according to police on Twitter" but now they write "according to police on X, formerly known as Twitter".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"The artist formerly known as Prince"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always say "The social media formerly known as Twitter"

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I prefer "worse mastodon"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Mf space Karen thinks he can prince his way out of this mess...