Dumbledore is quite sure the Defense Against the Dark Arts job is cursed, at least by the time of HBP. Sooo... why didn't he figure out how to break the curse?
Being able to retain a skilled teacher would be pretty compelling. Is Dumbledore really so inferior to Voldemort in regard to curses that he couldn't remove it? Or, if not, couldn't he have created a new position with a new name, and new classes to go along with it? Call it Protection From the Dark Arts or Magical Defense or something.
When he said "we'll take the lot," I thought that meant "some of each kind," not "all of each kind."
It's a job of a decade
They are checked out now... not for a decade
There are plenty of women who don't have intercourse regularly, but they are less likely than their male counterparts to whine about it.
That 'do is pretty slick though
People have been shitting on superhero movies ever since Green Lantern came out, regardless of who made them.
That's called insecurity.
No.
Ding ding ding
Prosecution is one possibility. Getting gunned down is another. Getting sent to Gitmo is another. Having your family retaliated against is another.
Not shocking at all unless you've been under a rock and don't know who he is
That's easily explained. All of the qualified candidates had already been tried and cycled out by the curse by book 1.