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The fact women going crazy over the shooter is just making dating harder. Now on a third date you’re absolutely getting asked “yeah but would you sacrifice your life and take out a high profile CEO for me or are you just looking for a situationship?”

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

It is ok to have standards. 😉

Edit:This absolutely is not helping the situation:

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

2 for 2 luigi does not miss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Bro even lifts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

studying what looking like that? seriously?!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It won't be long until he gets married in prison TO ME!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good, I got my meme ready: Sir, a second CEO has just been hit.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is situationship the new word for fling?

Guess I'm old now.

[–] TheKMAP 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think it specifically refers to a casual relationship where one person caught feelings

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think its just “you live your life and I’ll live mine, and we’ll squeeze bits of relationship when it’s convenient for both of us”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wouldn't that just be 'friends with benefits?'

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Fwb doesn't have romantic elements. The "benefits" is sex, not any other relationship stuff. The friendship doesn't even have to be a particularly good one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is at least a bit more specific than a fling.

[–] TheKMAP 7 points 3 months ago

It's used pejoratively. On the surface it's a relationship without labels. In practice one person catches feelings and their friends use this word to convince them to find someone who will actually commit to them.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm here for the US polycule where everyone is now Luigi's spouse and has the last name Mangione.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I would if I thought I had a good chance of succeeding, but having never even used a gun before I would not exactly be the most competent assassin.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's not hard to learn gun safety. There are private classes (in America and I assume anywhere guns are permitted)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

i just searched and even found a free online one! lots of options

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Just answer the question

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Well, and I don't mean to brag, ok. He's a leftist, who's into guns!"

"Oh, lucky!"

"Honey, you better take that man to the altar"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I mean, the whole "sacrifice" idea might hold more weight if he didn't hide and flee.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"hide and flee" as if he was violating some samurai honor code 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying he didn't hide his face and leave town? Explain to me what you think he did after killing Brian Thompson?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So you're saying he didn't hide his face and leave town?

I wonder, when did I said that? If anything I was mocking you. He should have been even more careful and not getting caught. It was an assassination, not a righteous battle or anything. I don't know what you're on about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sounds more like he loitered around quite a bit when anyone else would be long gone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They found him in Pennsylvania.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Should've been much further away. Altoona, PA is only ~7hr from NYC by transit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

How often does transit run?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

What was he supposed to do, stand around and wait to get shot by cops? That would have been very stupid of him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Put the gun down and hands up, and wait. He was a fool to think he was going to get away.

If you want to sacrifice then follow through when the job is done.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But he didn't want to sacrifice, he wanted to kill a bastard and he did.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Thats kind of my whole point, I'm not the one who labelled it as a sacrifice.