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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 93 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I usually code in Language or Script

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Don't we all? Amen.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Javascript is basically like Java but with some scripts in it

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But what about script java?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s 𝒥𝒶𝓋𝒶.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

C+

I highly doubt anyone would guess ANSI C is what I'm talking about if I referred to it as C+

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

The list shows TempleOS's HolyC was known as C+ before. I am sure that is it

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just C++ without templates. So whatever element you want to put into std::list, it must virtually inherit std::list::value_type. And of course there will be a macro-based list monstrosity inside Boost.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Types being declarable as virtual members is something I want to never hear again

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 13 points 3 months ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

Language

I have job for you “language” programmers.

Requirements; -minimum 8 years of experiences Etc…

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

Holy-C used to be called C+, I think.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

What kind of programming language is language?

[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

And then, comes ScriptJava

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

lol it’s like c++ but we removed friend classes and other bullshit no one uses lol

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

Thats just HolyC before it became holy

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just C with a borrow checker.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago
[–] T156@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, I too, program in the Language programming language

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didnt knew Arduino is a programming language now.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

To be honest I'm still confused by a lot of these microcontroller languages (PlatformIO/Arduino/ESPHome)...

Are they just drag and drop feature blocks that are essentially C macros, but you never get to see the code and its all abstracted with flow diagrams?

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

The standard Arduino platform is essentially C, just with some standard hardware-near procedures hidden away as far as I know. You can just write standard C code in two blocks: init and loop. Then the loop block will be repeated for ever. For controlling voltage pins you have easy commands similatlr to like pinState(PinNumber, on/off). I do not know about the others you mentioned, but there definetely is also some implementations for Raspberry Pi control by drag&drop. There is no need to limit yourself with those though.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

I don't know about the others, but Arduino is literally just C++ with some macros/library functions.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Becerdik Patrick! Ülkemizi kurtardık!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I was not expecting turkish Spongebob today

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 months ago

Ama SpongeBob... Ben C bilmiyorum! Tek JavaScript yazmayı biliyorum!

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

last time i checked turkey had erdogans brother in law ruining the countries finances, his wife take a midget mistaken for a child to kiss on the head and their foreign minister call the foreign minister of my country a dog and arresting a human rights activist stautner.

i think it is safe to say turkey ist a really really stupid country. or to be more precise: the people living in turkey must be stupid as they not omly shit on their minorities (e.g. kurds) like normal nazis but constantly also on their own people as anyone can see from how they dont even help the victims of the last earthquake in the east.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Now I want to learn Algol++

[–] anhcuky@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago