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[–] [email protected] 210 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean the tutorial can be seen as the most important part of the game cause if it socks nobody is gonna play the rest

[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hence, they brought in Patrick Stewart.

It's also ostensibly the root of the main plot, hence his character should leave an impression.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Oblivion's start was so much more memorable than Skyrim's. Getting taught the basics by escaping prison and then immediately being served the full open world after that was magnificent.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

As opposed to Skyrim where you learn the basics by escaping a fucking dragon, guards(because you’re a prisoner), and a creature as well(I think it’s a bear?). And then immediately served the full open world.

Buddy, like what you like and all but Skyrim’s tutorial sequence is at least the same and arguably better.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I definitely see your point, and I had to think about why I found the Skyrim tutorial so much less memorable. And I think, to me, it's that it's the tutorial, so you just know that the dragon isn't going to kill you. Similarly, you know that the prison guards and assassins in Oblivion won't kill you, but you don't know that about the emperor. And unlike the dudes that ride with you on the carriage during the opening scene of Skyrim, I've got at least the faintest connection to Oblivion's emperor dude. Like, I really couldn't have cared less when it was said that Ulfrik, the rebel leader, was on the carriage, too. I don't know anything about the rebellion, so if the guy would've been executed right then and there, I just couldn't have cared.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You put to words how I felt about it. I couldn't have given less a shit about these people, I don't know them nor their troubles and dilemmas about their country.

"Choose who you're gonna side with!" brother I know nothing about either of your organizations, me going with you isn't me siding with your whole organization, I just want to get the fuck out of here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember my first playthrough similarly - I joined the Stormcloaks thinking the rebels are usually the good guy underdogs... that was before they started spouting their racist ayrean views, lost all sympathy for the cause at that point and made that storyline less enjoyable.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Skyrim makes an attempt to keep you on the main quest, sending you to that little town/tavern in the valley, trying to push you to Whiterun and some intro sidequests.

Oblivion just dumps you out of the sewer pipe with Kvatch being a faint background thought, smack dab in the center of the open map.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

And then Morrowind actually tells you to stop doing the mainquest and sandbox for a while.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Followed by linking up with that wet noodle Martin.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Who you know for a fact will die because he is voiced by Sean Bean.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The best start is in Morrowind, where you're released from prison and fill out paperwork!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Followed by "Go to Balmora and visit someone. Balmora is north of us."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)

That's one of the best things about Morrowind vs. the later games (and I'm not even joking this time). It makes you explore the world, not just warp to quest objectives. It has fast travel, but it makes you earn it and think about how to use it effectively.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instantly ruined by the ability to teleport to the main city

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To ANY city.

Fortunately, I discovered that an hour or two in, so I still got some free roam in!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I played Oblivion for 10+ hours. Game was fantastic, I was hooked. I complained to my friend who had recommended me the game about how much walking there was. He explained fast travel.

To this day it's still a running joke: "You can fast travel?!?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You mean more memorable than nearly getting executed and having to escape a dragon attack?

Yeah, not really. And I've played both.

Even this should tell you enough:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (24 children)

I think people just give Skyrim a lot more hate because it's been the last in the series for so, so long.

Oblivion was probably the #2 most memorable intro/tutorial of its' rough time period to me. #1 is stealing a bike in an alleyway.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah shit, here we go again.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Idk, Skyrim seemed like a fun house opening. With big things coming at us we know won't kill us. In Oblivion, we are greeted by the fucken emperor, and he wants to talk to US, a prisoner, and then he hero's journeyed us into importance. It just seemed a lot more impactful than Skyrim's.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That didn't load for me so I'm going to pretend it was the macho man Randy Savage dragon mod.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

And his character has been a thing in all previous games.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This brought to mind the Mr. Plinkett TNG mistakes video. Many times the mark on the floor indicating where the actors should stand is visible in the HD remasters, and at one point he said something along the lines of "Patrick Stewart's a consummate professional, always hits his mark."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is great! Thank you for sharing it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was amazing to me how I never noticed a single one of these when watching them in SD back in the day. They did great work for shooting on such a tight schedule!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I've now watched in HD like a hundred times, and I've still never noticed most of these. Random shapes in the background on a set full of doodads and gadgets? Give me a break. Those hands with the flute, though, I'll never unsee, lol.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now, play Starfield and try to wrap your head around the fact that both of these titles were made by the same company.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's been decades between them. I choose to believe none of the devs and designers (and the synergy they had) that made the games I love still work there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well at least designer was still there. The same one who mandated the use of procedural generation to make Oblivion's dungeons and Skyrim's radiant quests.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I blame Todd on that. I blame Todd for a lot of stuff.

Stubbed me toe. Todd did it. No content to watch. Gotta blame Todd. Friends unavailable to play games?

Better believe it's Todd's fault.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

A game containing the voice of Patrick Stewart AND a mod with contributions from the legendary Terry Pratchett.

https://wiki.lspace.org/Vilja

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm pretty sure that is from the Ricky Gervais show "Extras". Or maybe I'm confusing it with Ian McKellen in the same show.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's from American Dad.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

They went to the trouble and presumably significant expense to hire Patrick Stewart to play a character who doesn't live past the tutorial?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yup. But by the gods, does it set the tone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams... Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Makes sense to spend most money on the tutorial. All players see the tutorial. Fewer players see the side quest characters or final boss.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cost to have him work longer than the tutorial would probably have been even more significant :)

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

May have died in the tutorial, but he was probably one of the most memorable characters in the game. I don't even remember the name or dialog of any of the other characters in the beginning of the game while his performance stands out substantially.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Let me see your face..."

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

opens secret path for get out of jail free card

Oh. Carry on. >_>

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you think that's impressive, Jeremy Brett did that on his own!

Brett was approached in February 1982 by Granada Television to play Holmes. The idea was to make a totally authentic and faithful adaptation of the character's best cases. Eventually Brett accepted the role; he wanted to be the best Sherlock Holmes the world had ever seen.[37] He conducted extensive research on the great detective and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle himself, and was very attentive to discrepancies between the scripts he had been given and Conan Doyle's original stories.[38] One of Brett's dearest possessions on the set was his 77-page "Baker Street File" on everything from Holmes' mannerisms to his eating and drinking habits. Brett once explained that "some actors are becomers—they try to become their characters. When it works, the actor is like a sponge, squeezing himself dry to remove his own personality, then absorbing the character's like a liquid".[39] Brett was focused on bringing more passion to the role of Holmes. He introduced Holmes's rather eccentric hand gestures and short violent laughter. He would hurl himself on the ground just to look for a footprint, "he would leap over the furniture or jump onto the parapet of a bridge with no regard for his personal safety."[40]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Brett#Sherlock_Holmes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Jeremy Brett was the best Holmes ever, his personal issues and depression augmented the role and he sunk so deeply into it that he sometimes referred to Sherlock the character as a real person.

Other portrayals shows healthy detectives full of vitality and charm but Jeremy Brett understood the brilliant but self abusive sometimes obsessive character with many layers to his complicted personality.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Is 90 pages supposed to be a lot of text for a professional actor?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

90 pages of backstory? Entirely aside from the actual script containing the dialogue he has to read?

I don't know whether that's a lot—not having conversed with any professional actors—but I strongly suspect the answer is yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is the internet. Simply proclaim you are an actor and confidently answer yes!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Wake up, Nerevar!

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