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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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[–] [email protected] 171 points 3 months ago (3 children)

In theory. In reality it's not on or off it's always on and it's high vs low voltage.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so the answer is just to get high!

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Orrrr get low

To the windowwwwwww...

I'm old

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Till the sweat drip down my balls

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My crippling anxiety attack

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Thx now I have Need for Speed Underground in my mind

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And yet I still have electronics to this day that require me to pull the plug to get going again 😂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Our LG washing machine does this once every year and a half almost like clockwork. It will simply refuse to do anything until it is unplugged and then plugged back in.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It may be clockwork. If its power hasn't been interrupted in the interim, i.e. you have very stable power at your house, that's got to be some kind of overflow bug in its software. A timer somewhere is running out of room to count clock ticks and it barfs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

washing machine

overflow

heh 🫧

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I've an oven which when turned off in hot state while in convection mode will turn on the fans for few minutes next time I turn it on, regardless of mode and temperature. To overcome this bug I need to put mains power off for couple of minutes and let the caps keeping the ram alive drain. Not only it has hot state reset bug but also a ram initialization issue as well it seems. Thankfully that state is not stored in nvram.

The manufacturer was as expected: 'we're not software guy, we can send an 'expert' engineer (who knows only to replace parts, no debugging) and it'll cost $$'. I thought I'll reverse it and fixing someday, till then I'll live with it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That's actually why. You have to drain the power from the circuits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm misremembering (or it's just old knowledge and new chips are more sophisticated) but despite it being low voltage vs high voltage the outcome is still on or off because there's a resistor in the semiconductor that either allows current through or not. If it were a light switch it would be the equivalent of turning the light on or off.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

Studied computer science. The answer is yes.

A computer is a funky thingy that's a jumbled city of stuff turning on and off with the one master on/off thingy which is the clock on the processor.

When it switches from negative to positive a lot of small switches everywhere switch, some stay the same, some flip. It's all just a bunch of rythm dancing of switches going off and on.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Until some stray gamma ray hits just the right spot, flips a bit and either nothing at all of everything all at once happens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Advanced speedrun strats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you used mechanical switches, would it be possible to build a large version of some modern semiconductor chip? If so, I would expect that contraption to be slower and louder than the original.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Turning it off and on again is a universal truth. A defibrillator works by turning the heart off then on again.

(You don't defib a patient who is flat lining. You defib to fix an erratic heart beat.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ECT basically does that too but for brains. Too sad and Prozac isn't fixing it? We're gonna put you under and slap the reset button every other day until you're not. Shit works too its fucking wild.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Mostly, though there's also fire-fighting too.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I don’t want to talk about it.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That would also mean that all IT problems are caused by turning something off and on again at some level.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If you just stopped using your computer it wouldn’t crash.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

[ticket closed]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's why I say as a software engineer: computers were a mistake.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You're... you're right.

It's like, all part of some yin-yang thing.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Under the same logic, All problems are also caused by turning it off and on again.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes the fix is to turn it off, take it out back and beat it with a stick.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I got a killa up inside of me

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This is only true for quantum computers.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Go bigger than IT problems.

Most desk jobs are simply finding information: a suitable combination of 1s and 0s until someone else agrees that the combination is correct.

Then, as a reward, the business slightly changes the 1s and 0s of my bank account.

It’s 1s and 0s all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Tom Knight and the Lisp Machine

A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.

Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong.”

Knight turned the machine off and on.

The machine worked.

Source: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/index.html Section IIIA

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

"Since words can be represented in binary, thus as a sequence of ones and zeroes, [..], doesn't that mean that all questions can be answered by saying no, then yes again at some level?"

How has no one pointed out yet that this is conceptually wrong? Turning something off & on again is cycling the same switch. Solutions to IT problems are setting different bits, which is binary for "using different words".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How dare you use logic on my computer logic-related shower thought.

But yeah, I get what you mean. I had that thought at some point after posting. This is why I should probably just keep it in this silly thread and not write any philosophy essays soon.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Ooof. That's deep.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's in short what digital means.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Digital means that it's discrete compared to analog which is continuous. Some of the first digital computers were decimal, but in general binary is simpler to use so that's why it's everywhere.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Upvote for username :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was always DNS? 🫣

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