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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes when you play a yakuza game it’s like “man these plotlines are ridiculous”

maybe not so much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is GTA levels of ridiculous characters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Have you never played a Yakuza game? They blow GTA out of the water in terms of ridiculousness.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Didn't realize you can get high on nuclear materials. Tf is the DEA doin?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The article says they were purchasing these items in exchange for shipments of heroin and methamphetamine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

ENTRAPMENT! ENTRAPMENT! /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The idea that there's an amount of heroin that can be used to purchase weapons grade nuclear materials concerns me even though I know it's just a high value illegal commodity.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No shit. This sounds like the DEA overstepping its bounds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You don't think Americans have business meddling between two completely separate sovereign countries? What are you some sort traitor?

/s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drugs were supposed to be payment for the nuclear material, which is why it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But none of this had to do with America?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The article says the drugs were being sent to the US.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Department Energie Atomic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's because people have been getting high on Power.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Wait, what? Article says the guy had real plutonium. That is scary. Quantity is not specified though. Also doesn't say where the plutonium came from. He also had a bunch of what sounds like non-fissionable uranium and thorium. They hype that up some, but it is less of a threat.

Why is this on /nottheonion?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

There's only a few places in the world you can get plutonium, none of them easy to access or extract.

There's gotta be more to this story that's probably super classified.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why is this on /nottheonion?

Because the title made me think of The Onion.

* Replying from my LW alt as there is still some federation lag between LW and the instance I posted from.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The nuclear materials make the headline, but the real story is that they were trading it for meth and heroine.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want to know how they got the nuke stuff in the first place. That's potentially much more disruptive than any number of drug deals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

How's Russian border security?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

TBH I disagree, I think the Heroine and Meth are worse. I could elaborate but I feel like it would take a while.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did he promise to build Libyan Nationalists a bomb and use it for his experiments instead?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's heavy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that was how Rick and Morty was born

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

“Quick arms deal, 20 minutes, in and out.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Did they like... have him pose for a picture?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Least shocking thing I've ever heard, we've been scared of Russia loosey goosey rotting nuclear security forever.

Edit: estimated remaining 20,400 Yakuza members is more than I expected.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Your next existential breakdown has been sponsored by MadLibs…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He even looks like he's from the Yakuza series

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

L/BrandNewSentence