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[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Low voltage: "Oh no, there is a tiny spot of corrosion on the contact surface, I think I need to lie down..."

High voltage: (rips line of coke) "I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN WIRES WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!"

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything is wire if the voltage is high enough

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

iS iT Up tO cOde??? <--- stupidass city council 🙄

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Everything is a wire if the voltage is high enough.

Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I was interviewed for a position where lady handed me a pen and asked if it was a conductor.

I replied: "if the voltage is high enough, yea. She scoffed. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Honestly I think you gave the experienced adult answer to what was a high school or even middle school science question.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

that just sounds like a weird interview.

"you're qualified for this position if, and only if, you can answer a useless question with only a rudimentary understanding of the subject and no critical thought"

if true, you dodged a bullet

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The dog breed?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oi! As an engineer I worked damn hard to trap that magic smoke in the machine only for you to let it out and try perfectly good components. Treat your machines with respect, they're getting smarter by the day and they're forgetting less and less!

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

“Danger! Danger! High voltage.

When we touch, when we kiss”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Fire at the disco; fire at the, Taco Bell!”

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

😚🥰⚡️💀

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (9 children)

"it's current not voltage that kills you"

High voltage: "Por que no los dos?"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

High voltage: “hey bestie, how would you like a ✨️new and improved ✨️ nervous system?”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

10kV static discharge and 5kA @ 1mV would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I always thought that was a dumb saying because voltage is specifically what allows there to be a lethal current.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I think people just don't understand ohm's law. They seem to think voltage and current are unrelated to each other.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

When you cast Chain Lightning at nothing.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Į̴̶̴̨̧̧͓̱̞̣͈͇̠͙̭̯̹̗̩̺͉̪ͪ͑̓ͪ͋̊̿̿ͥ͆̅ͨͩͦ͘͘͠͠ͅ A̧̝̻̮ͨ͗́̍̀̑͘͘͞͡M̠̣͈̮̱̼̥̗̳͚͙͎͚ͭ̅͌͆̄̍̿͐̓ͨͮ̎̅̚͜͟͝͠ B̸̲̞̗̭̹̯͓̠̝̯͈̊͌͒͜͡Ḛ̫̝̦̜̖͕̣̞͚̲̦̯̬̩̝̠̖͉͕͔̟ͨ̀̏ͭ̈ͨͩͨ̓̌̊̉̏ͦ͆̂͒ͨ̽͟͠C̴̷̵̨̗͈̺͓͖̳̭̬͚̹̠͕͇̝̠ͬͣ͋͂ͨͥͧͯ͛̏̏̊ͫ̓ͮͤ͘͢͡Ò̴̷̸͍̼͕̪̦͍͎͚͖͇͎͎̱̙̖͕̰̲͋̈́ͤ̔̄ͦ̌͑͒̇͟͝M̲͇̱̝̣̳̳̟̟̠͎̞͂̆́ͥͯ̾͠E̷̸̢̡̢͉̣͓̳͉̻̲̰͇͕͌̒̈́͌̍ͮ͌̋ͮ̄̉ͮͭͯͣ̏̐̕ Ẁ̩̥͇̬̼̻͙̦̬͙̂̓̍ͮ́̃̎̎ͪ́̃́̀̽ͧĮ̧͖̠͙͎̫ͧͯͥ̄̆ͧͦ̅̕͜͜͝R̴̶̢̧̨̛̘͖̜͔͙̼̼̂̇ͬͪͩ́ͯ̅ͯ̆̍̀ͥ͠͞͞E̶̝͙̯͔̹̦̽̌͊̈̐̅͌ͨ͆ͥͫ͆͛̓̕͜

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

B̷̨̛̲̩̥̺͉̜̘͖̦͑́̀̎̊̂̒͐͘Ẻ̵̛͎͎͑̎̉̾͛̌͒̆̓ ̸͙͍̟͇̬̩̩͍̮͇͓̰̏́͒̇̽̎́̃͘N̸̦͈̒̏͌̐̀O̴̧̳͕̣̒̂̋̾̂̎T̴̡͓̪̰̙̀͒̓͐̉͗̓̈̍͒ ̴̭̈͊À̵̡̢̼͍̮̞͍̯̙̙͉̙̫̽̃͆́̈́̈́̈́̌̀̚͘͜͝͝F̶̛̛͎̒̿̈́̆̏̽̅͐͝͠R̸͔͖̪̖͉͎̀̾̔̕͝͝͝͝A̶̰̮̜̻̹̓̐̂̅̀ͅI̶̛͔͓͌̑̄́̅͌̂͝͝D̸̢͚̯͈͇̜̞̳̣͉̹̬̣̆͜

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

p̵͙͍͙͓͈̈́̌͋͊̋̄̈́̓̇̀̇̽̋̕͠p̶̳̬̳̃w̴̪͍̪̰͔̙̤̼̉͗͐͆̇́̓̔̋̍͘ȩ̸̨̠̠̩͚̠̫͇̦̬̩͈̉͆͊̅̔͐̿̍̓̋͘ŗ̴̛̙̝̦͌̿̊͊̅̂̎̊̍͘̕̕͝͡͠ ̶̛̥̫̈͛̂̆̔̌͗̽̎̕͠ȍ̴̗͉̼̘̰̮͎̦͂̏͌͋̔͜͟͟v̶̩̇̓̀̀̽̑̃͊̾̒́̾͘͘e̸̟͈̊̀͟ŕ̴̢̲̯͈͙͇̝̭̦̙͈̫̾͂́͐̚͜͟w̷̧̻̘̣͍̬̣̜̟͕̞̠̖̐̒͟͝͝ḥ̸̨̘̘̻͎̦̬͋͟͝ė̵̬̠͙͙͙̱̫̆̒̅͐̎͂̂̎ṗ̸̦̰̘̳̜͙̺̖͈̈́̎̏̒̕̚͝͠͝ḿ̷̨̺̟̖̥̯͊̂͑͋̈̓̕͡͝͡ĩ̸̧̧̧̛̛̱̠̱͓̙̣͎̐́̑̓̓͜͝ͅͅñ̸̪̯̣̆͑̏̏̌̈́͜g̶̢̗͕̯̤͈̙͉͋̈́̀͑̇̚͟͜͝!̶̨̖̞̖̬͎̯͍̳̝͈̞̇̀̉̋͋͐̀͛͊̀̒̽̍͑ͅ!̵̳̲͖̪͋̾̀͑͟

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Voyager displays these a bit weird

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I think that's the intention

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

modern metal band logos are really getting out of hand smh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This is so accurate. Try reading this without knowing what it is. It's impossible

Answer"Femtanyl" as it's the artists name

What about this one?

AnswerLITERALLY NOBODY KNOWS 😭😭

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First one isn't even metal. But yes. Not doing that is why anyone even remembers Party Cannon.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't know too much about HV, but I thought that even the crazy path shown in the picture was still the path of least resistance. Is that wrong?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Dielectric breakdown, literally carving its own path of least resistance through the air.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You might not like it, but this is what peak conductivity looks like

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is still the path of least resistance but it created it itself. It ionizes the air creating a channel for it and then makes the leap, creating a conductive conduit of plasma/ions, as air currents move that around the path of least resistance can get progressively more nuts because there's still a path through the ionized air.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pshaw, even at LV, it's a lay theory that is, at best, vastly incomplete and, at worst, demonstrably false.

Electricity will flow through all paths, the most electricity will flow down the path of the least resistance.

That arc is going up because the plasma is hot and the air is turbulent.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, maybe it needs a Hedberg-ism to get it across to people.

Electricity takes the path of least resistance. It takes the other paths, but it takes the least resistance path too.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From what I've seen, nothing will make a bunch of linemen hit the deck like the sound of high voltage switchgear opening when they weren't expecting it.

"NNNNYYYYYYAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think that still is actually from this video of a switch opening. Sound on, it's real neat.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  • Where's the fucking wire?!!!
  • WHO THE FUCK CARES?
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I WILL LITERALLY SPLIT THE AIR ITSELF

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Always fun stuff to work with, DI water or oil are great insulators, though one sucks to clean up if you spill it 😓

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just lather yourself up with that oil bb don't let it go to waste

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Does anybody else see the beastman with safety googles and clasped hands screaming into the sky?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

With sufficient voltage, everything is a conductor.

With insufficient voltage, everything is an insulator.

Neither may be conducive to those roles, but everything has some conductivity and some resistance (super conductors being a possible exception).

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Also High Voltage. This human body will do just fine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

slaps head of a man This bad boy can fit so many volts!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Noted, high voltage is potato energy.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Oh hey, I design those. Though I design them so that there's an incredibly low risk they do that.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Its funny because the arc looks a bit like Louise Belcher laughing maniacally

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