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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pooping is more like dropping the empty cartridge.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And our thoughts, words and actions are the projectiles.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Thanks Jaden

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So that's why it is called projectile vomiting.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pooping is 3D Printing and your butthole is the extruder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm printing the intruder though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

⊂((・⊥・))⊃

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Big bada boom

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I could really use a little more rifling in the barrel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's not a distance weapon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hemorrhoids

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

With the right molds, you could form all parts you need for a working gun out of poop, submerge them in liquid hydrogen to freeze them solid, assemble them, load your poop gun, kill someone and just drop it.
All the cops will find at the crime scene is a pile of poop.

This is a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That means I'm a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You have projectile shits too?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I’m a poop machine 💩

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I thought this was going to be related to the poop knife.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago