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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 156 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a dirty word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to say "pussy" on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone removed two letters from the word making it impossible for people to be exposed to such filth. I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a fucking cunt would do that? Profanities in my god fucking damn internet

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Damn straight! I don't wanna be exposed to no fucking cussing.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blocked and reported for using naughty words.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[–] amon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This, coming from someone who just wants everyone to check their own filesystems.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 83 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Great start with censoring pussy.

[–] DuckWrangler9000@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We live in a world where thousands die every day and countless horrendous acts of violence happen and we do nothing. But CURSEWORDS?! Absolutely not

[–] Mojave@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Does saying fuck stop the deaths or something

This shit isn't related, what are you talking about

[–] DuckWrangler9000@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You really can't figure the meaning of this out on your own?

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[–] soloner@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's missing a third frame where he's crying and smiling in ecstasy

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Uh, you're either supposed to complain about censoring or over-analyze the meme. What is this clever, amusing comment? Are you sure you're on the right site?

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

why share a censored image? you can literally replace the text in MS paint.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because it’s a pain in the ass to uncensored shit sometimes.

Here, uncensored your censored meme. Wasn’t worth it.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Would have been easier to just remake it from scratch

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what an evocative interpretation. great work

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

It is really some of his better work, and that's saying something since u/lukmly013 has never created a single meme that is compromised, shameful, made for simply pragmatic reasons, or uninteresting. Even his failures are spectacular due to his Wagnerian treatment of subjects. I read a quote somewhere where, ironically, he once said he considers his prose and poetry writings as having more enduring value than his memes.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago

A masterpiece! Bravo!

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Screenshot of image in post being replied to. Contains text that says "failed to load media" with a sad emoji (😥)

Perfect replica, no notes 😆

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (11 children)
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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I really dislike when there is such antagonism/disharmony between the sexes, and I cannot bring myself to enjoy a comic like this.

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If I was still a child and had parents like that, I would cry.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You need to realize that not everyone is meant to have a "normal" experience of life, that you aren't owed anything, and to detach yourself from expectations and desires.

You probably never wanted those things in the first place before someone planted it in your head that you need them.

You take what you get and expect nothing. Anything else invites suffering. AI is about to take everything from us, we might even by in for the whole torture nexus experience!

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is bro rambling about?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He is the worlds dumbest man, so I don't know really.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's cruel.

The dude is quite literally offering to give the girl some head.

He's not asking for sex - directly! - just stating his willingness and eargness to give his potential partner a really good time.

I'm confused.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's not asking for sex

He basically is, same way as offering someone a pounding of their life is asking for them to take up the offer

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

He isn't asking directly. I'm going to be the devil's advocate and say the guy is willingly taking the longer route to the girls favours, by putting her pleasure ahead of his.

It sounds considerate, to say the least.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Hey I'll suck your dick"

"Wow how considerate"

lol

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is considerate. What about it do you think isn't?

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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Unironically, you have it right.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My desire to express how that little snippet of dialogue hit me through a visual cue is overwhelming...

Are we going to discuss sexual dynamics next?

Women don't usually need to flaunt their sexual availabilty in order to be approached by men.

But I'll risk that many guys getting that straightforward approach would be really happy to have it.

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[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

the guy is willingly taking the longer route to the girls favours, by putting her pleasure ahead of his.

No he isn't, he wants to give her head. That's for his pleasure--he enjoys going down on women. Said women aren't fucking obligated to agree just because he's offering.

This is some incel-level shit here.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Getting pleasure from providing pleasure does not negate that its still providing pleasure for someone else.

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they didn't ask for it, and don't want it, it's not 'giving' the other person anything. This is how a lot of sexual assault works; the rapist tells the other person they're enjoying it and does things like this, and then goes 'well I did (whatever act) for them, so I'm the good guy here.' This idea that performing oral/touching the other person/etc without direct stimulation back is entirely about the person receiving is false, has always been false, and will continue to be false. This is dangerous ground we're on here, and we're better than this.

Seriously, the opening words are I want. I don't know how much more direct it would have to be here.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is some incel-level shit here.

First time I get that remark...

Funny enough, growing up I got tired of hearing women complain their husbands/boyfriends/partners/men in general would always prioritize their own pleasure and pressure to have their interests fullfilled in detriment of the womans needs and expectations.

The dude is actively offering to pleasure the girl. Yes, she is in all of her right to refuse him and his advances, but damn, he is trying to be a bit considerate.

He could just go straight to the point and say he wanted to jump in her pants and be a complete idiot in doing so.

[–] gift_of_gab@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First time I get that remark…

Funny enough, growing up I got tired of hearing women complain ...

I believe this is when the kids say 'lol.'

The dude is actively offering to pleasure the girl

No, he's offering to do what he wants to do. It's not universal that women want that; it's not universal that women want anyone to do that; it's not universal that women want that specific person to do that. This is how we got rape in Revenge of the Nerds because a bunch of guys went "yeah but she liked it, right?"

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

No, he’s offering to do what he wants to do.

Reasserting this. I have a vulva and HATE receiving oral. I am up front about this - it is not taking time to pleasure me, it does not feel good to me. I have still had men whine, or start doing it anyway, or bitch about it.

Offering an unwanted sex act is not a kindness. Anyone who thinks that it is does not have the understanding of consent or human sexuality that is necessary to participate in sex.

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[–] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

pissy juice

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Rofl. Okay, this is a good post to stop scrolling on. Thank you for sharing

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