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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Infant genital mutilation or anime

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Got it. Outlaw anime genital mutilation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Por que no los tres

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is there any of that though? I barely find any artwork, let alone stuff that is actually animated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The 1st one

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think people who are 18+ and want to get a circumcision for themselves should be allowed to, but otherwise it should be banned.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (4 children)

idk what to call this genre of meme, but I've been seeing it a lot recently and I like it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The third one is wrong because balls are colder than the rest of your body (around 34C). Might be some memes from the femcel community.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Trust me, your spouse's feet are ALWAYS colder than your balls.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they're probably colder than your torso, likely not colder than cold extremities

warming up your hands like that usually works

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Hmmm but what if your balls are too warm and you want them cooled down? Sounds like a win-win in that situation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Doctors HATE this one simple trick to keep your balls cold!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

A subset of femcel memes? I guess?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Wow you share pure gold THX (especially the first)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Anybody remember the time some guy obsessed with circumcision took over the Silent Hill wiki?

Edit: Found the link, you've been warned.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Im gonna need some more detail on that sentence there bud.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

????? Lmao I think I'm missing that internet lore

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You’re gonna have to remind me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"if you lick it I might feel better"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"...with your tonsils"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Keep this weird fucking penis obsession on reddit, please.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The one who should go back to reddit is you. Penises are great and awesome, obsessing over them in a non-derogatory way is fun and natural (I'm a straight man btw). People have been obsessing over penises since before recorded history, some loser on lemmy is not going to change that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I didn't say penis obsession, I said this penis obsession.

If you want to celebrate penises, I am all for that.

If you want to talk about how beautiful penises are and how the idea that they should be shameful or inherently indecent is fucking stupid, I am all for that.

If you want to talk about how fun it is to grab the head of your flaccid cock and pull it taught to strum it like a rubber band guitar, I am all for that and request you post video.

Penises are fucking wonderful.

I'm talking about this stupid circumcision obsession by a bunch of tiny dicked losers convinced somebody stole their precious inches at birth. It's literally the least significant injustice on the planet and yet so constantly front of mind for so many butthurt people for no reason. It's fucking embarrassing. Not penises, circumcision obsession. But yes, I should have clarified.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't decide what is more bewildering to me, the fact that you seem to have a threshold below which certain injustices can just be ignored, or the fact that genital mutilation is apparently below that threshold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is what I mean. It's this shit. Calling circumcision "genital mutilation" may be technically correct, but to any reasonable person who is aware of the reality of actual genital mutilation, it makes you guys sound fucking insane.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Yikes my dude, who shit in your “oops all foreskins” this morning?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I dunno. I'm from a country where it isn't common practice, so it doesn't really affect me, and I still find it's fucking weird, and see why people would wanna stop it.

Like, sure, there's much, much greater injustices in the world, but that's true for lot's of injustices, and dealing with them sequentially sorted by impact isn't going to work very well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah brah, gimme more of this penis obsession

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is a shit post community my ~~penis~~ guy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find this shit so dumb man, rather you agree with it or not should be left to a professional, same thing with woman abortions which should be between them and a professional.

If a professional recommended it, then go for it. There are Proven studies saying it has some health benefits, it does not harm the person either way.

Banning it because of your poor views is why abortions becoming such an issue in the USA.

Like another guy said, leave this shit on reddit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Who said anything about banning it? Like any other body modification it should be left to the actual person, when they are an actual adult.