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[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Not gonna lie, that's significantly less scary than the snow speaking Finnish.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll have a hard time spotting the barrel of a finnish sniper poking out of the snow, but you'll easily spot a baguette poking out

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

The smell ..go by the fresh, yeasty smell. Don't trust your eyes.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The French have nukes... Finland doesnt.

[–] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

That is definitely significantly scarier. If only because it means I might have to talk to someone from Québec.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mumbles

...fuckin hate quebec...

mumbles

[–] gac11@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Great fishing in queebec

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perrrrrkele sihen et koske saatana vie!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Не верьте ему! Их двое!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if the french are the ones you want fighting the US these days.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 15 points 2 months ago

we are M.A.D. 😏

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Paragraph 2 Section 2 1939 Hon Hon Hon Edition

[–] RedditRefugee69 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks I love you.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

the french also "floated" defending the maginot line, ultimately opting against, lol

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 29 points 2 months ago

I mean, they did defend the Maginot. The Germans went around it.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Are you aware the Germans went around the Maginot? Which is the kind of trouble you wouldn't go through if the border wasn't defended.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago
[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The 'the french are cowards that suck at war' stereotype is kinda tired by now.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As an American, still kinda funny. Not sure why we tease the French, they helped us with our revolution and gave us a great deal on a huge chunk of land, but here we are.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

French people here consider the refusal to invade irak to be the cause

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe? I was also against the Iraq War, but I was young-ish at the time and don't remember if we teased the French before then as well. It was never serious though, like the rivalry between England/UK and France.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah uk and france are like siblings constantly fighting lol

For the us for example the term "freedom fries" was coined because of the Iraq situation haha

[–] RedditRefugee69 1 points 2 months ago

We do it because most of us know jack shit about European history and had teachers who had us skip huge portions of our US history books.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

No, it's not. Helm's Deep will hold as long as there are Francophobes to defend it.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Can't wait for Article 5 to get.called on the US.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago