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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the lib gives the gun to the fascist the fascist shoots the lib in the back of the head twice, the fasicst then gaslights the marxist into believing the lib committed self harm

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

They're a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

See, the problem is that a Marxist and an anarchist stuck around a liberal and a fascist. Not only that, they spent all that time doing nothing, even though there was a gun in the room and two bullets. Looks to me like the Marxist and the anarchist were kinda dumb.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, three authoritarians, and only two get to survive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like wanting to kill 3/4ths of the population is part of some ideologies, but i wouldn't count anarchy among them.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Anarchist has his own, and due to his knowledge of history he kills the other three before the marxist can attempt to talk him into teaming up against the fascist then turn around and stab him in the back while bickering with the liberal.

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