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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Found myself among the council this morning.

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Somehow I get the feeling you're going to be the next offering. Just a guess.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

The council has decided your fate. You are to be placed, in the bath, until wet.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

that's an awful thing to do to a person. the council is EVIL.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Definitely a conference on how to kill you. There's about to be a surprise roller skate at the top of the stairs.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

the cat gods demand sacrifices.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

A suspicion of cats lol

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

preemptive cat tax. I like your style.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

One of my cats likes to go in the shower right after we use it. Then she'll come and sit on my lap and get my lap wet.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

And rightfully so. Her house, her shower, her lap. I see nothing wrong here. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

If you want to see her I just posted a pic in !cats

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

We deem this acceptable. Be welcome!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Filing your cat taxes early I see

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Your cats are about to drop an albun

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

You're all set for the next time the void pics take over the site.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I have countless void pictures to share.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Kitties in the Bathroom

[Verse 1] Yo, it’s late at night, I’m chillin’ in my zone, Heard a little splash, now I’m not alone. Pushed the door open, what do I see? Three little kitties makin’ waves in the sea! Paws in the water, they’re havin’ a blast, Splish-splash everywhere, movin’ way too fast. One’s got the soap, the other’s got the scrub, Kitties in the bathroom, takin’ over the tub!

[Chorus] Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub, Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood. Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck, Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?

[Verse 2] One’s got the loofah, the other’s got the spray, They’re scrubbin’ their whiskers, it’s a kitty spa day! Rubber ducky’s floatin’, they’re chasin’ it around, Splashin’ like they’re pros, makin’ bubbly sounds. I tried to grab a towel, but they knocked it away, “This is our bathroom now, human, no way!” They’re flickin’ their tails, drippin’ water on the floor, Kitties in the bathroom, who could ask for more?

[Chorus] Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub, Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood. Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck, Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?

[Bridge] They’re climbin’ on the faucet, turnin’ knobs with their paws, Now the water’s overflowin’, breakin’ all the laws. I’m slippin’ on the tiles, tryna keep my cool, But these kitties own the throne, they’re the kings of the pool!

[Verse 3] Finally got ‘em out, wrapped ‘em up in a towel, They’re purrin’ like a motor, no more water howl. But as I turn around, what do I see? They’re plottin’ their next move, starin’ right at me. Kitties in the bathroom, it’s a daily fight, But I wouldn’t trade ‘em, nah, they’re my delight. So next time you hear splashes, don’t be alarmed, It’s just the kitties in the bathroom, keepin’ it warm!

[Chorus] Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub, Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood. Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck, Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?

[Outro] Kitties in the bathroom, yeah, they run the show, From the sink to the tub, they’re the bosses, yo. So if you see ‘em splashin’, just let ‘em be, ‘Cause kitties in the bathroom are livin’ life free! 🐾

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

All hail, these three.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Meow, meow and meow.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Do they run in and take over the space when they see you going in, or did you peek in to see what shenanigans they were up to in the bathroom?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We actually have to keep the bathroom closed because the little one likes to mutilate toilet paper rolls. I leave the door open when I get ready for work and when I turned around they were like this!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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