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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago

I can guarantee both of them are happier than any of us will be.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's called pony play if you need to look something up for some reason

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No thanks, I've got enough weird kinks already

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Generally I find people tend to pick a single animal so if it's not horse/pony, try cat, dog, cow and pig with are the other common fetish animals

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I engaged in horseplay in my youth, but it wasn't at all like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Generally

Furries: 😏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Don't you want to collect em all

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

is that The Horse from Horsin' Around?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

That's too much, man!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It should be a pantomime horse.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, she absolutely has life figured out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Where do I get my own transport like this? I don't wanna walk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

🎶 I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain 🎶

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

She gonna take her horse to the old town road, she gonna riiiiiiiiiide 'till she can no more.

[–] Yareckt 1 points 4 months ago

Non native English speaker. When I was a kid I thought he said hotel room not old town road for a while. And I didn't even think it was meant sexualy but just some weird lyrics I didn't get.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Where do you get one of these?

What are they called?

A rather unsightly mode of transport, but I have to admit it is economical.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Pony play, you can get the equipment in fetish stores.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does the equipment come with the creature or do you have to buy it separately?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In most cases, you are the creature.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean in most cases? How can I be anyone but a rider? The humans are the superior species, we are meant to dominate the animal kingdom!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You'll get zero play with that attitude🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, there's an audience for "supremacist" play too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

If you wanna date the weird horse girl you've really gotta commit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Weird. I saw this and I have life figured out now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey. Don't eek somebody's yum

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if they yummin my yuck?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Just close your eyes and try to enjoy it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Who run barter town?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All I can think is... You're already 90% nude, so why bother with shoes on a beach? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Same reason they are rocking a saddle. Try running on a beach. That shit can absolutely shred your feet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Depending on where and when this picture was taken, it could be because the sand gets too hot otherwise.

I once got a burn on the bottom of my foot after one of my sandals broke on a south Florida beach. It was summer, and I was at least a half mile from where I entered the beach. I stuck to the shore for as long as I could, but eventually I had to walk back across these tiny, burning shards of dry sand with one bare foot. I do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Getting some Saints Row 3 vibes from this. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I got Ferra Torr Mortal Kombat vibes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That’ll be either a great workout or a quick way to fuck up your back. Also get arrested maybe? Good times!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I want this but I’m hitched to a plow or something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Is this a sighting of one of those elusive "horse boys"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Brilliant idea for Pulp Fiction 2 upgrading the gimp

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Just when I thought, I have seen it all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Wasn't this at burning man?