Ends with him getting nailed in the ass, the fake and gay just writes itself
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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No it's true. I was the nail.
You nailed it huh
It was the whole point. Badum-tss!
Man gets nailed 3 times while trying to work. More at 11
Get some work boots bud.
And a trash can for the nail
ISO 20345 boots for your specific job or bust. What Americans call work boots are only good for leisure not protecting feet.
I think that entirely depends on what you are diing for a living. Not every job needs as much toe protection
Did that shit exactly once. Nail went between my toes, barely knicked me. Yeah, never fucking around again.
And then there was the time I went Looney Tunes with a rake. Stumbling around, stunned and bleeding, hit it again. Yeah, had me in stitches.
Why would you link that gif and not the Sideshow Bob one?
Got you fam:
I can hear this gif
Nyughohoirihu.
I hate that they ran this joke into the ground in later seasons.
I did this once as a kid just to see if it works. Yes, it works.
I did this once as an adult because I'm an idiot, and yes, it hurts.
Nailed it!
Stepped on a nail as a kid. Wasn't fun.
Probably the closest I've ever come to dying that I know of happened after I developed a severe, systemic infection from stepping on a nail. So yeah, I concur, it's not fun.
Maybe I have some internalized aussiephobia or something, but this read as an Australian to me.
I cannot watch that scene
Now you get it on repeat.